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The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:58 pm

Seeing as Anaxagoras has turned us all into a bunch of faggy ponies, it's time to start again.

I'm sticking with Christopher Lee. He's bound to be a winner eventually.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by grayman » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:06 pm

I'll stay with Don Rickles.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by MrMonty » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:07 pm

Fuck it. I'm sticking with Stan Lee even though he hasn't had a hint of bad health.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:11 pm

I'll let my bet ride.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:16 pm

Jerry Lewis.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by whitefork » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:32 pm

Chuck Berry.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:36 pm

ed wrote:Jerry Lewis.
God he looks bad. :o
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:37 pm

I'm also going to let my previous pick ride, so Abe Vigoda for me.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:08 pm

So far, we have:

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by whitefork » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:16 pm

Got a sure fire winner for somebody - Olivia De Haviland. and Anne Jeffreys is 90 - the gorgeous Miriam Kirby...
I'm sticking with Chuck though.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Bearguin » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:19 pm

Rob Ford may have slowed down his crack use and replaced it with heroin.

Gonna stick with him.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:24 pm

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Dunno. He don't look good but Jerry ..
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:27 pm

Zsa Zsa Gabor? Time was when Lister woulda done her.
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Still might.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Dean Martin » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:31 pm

ed wrote:Dunno. He don't look good but Jerry ...
Jerry's just kidding around.

He wasn't really spastic either.

Great shtick, Jerry. It was Jerry taught me that word, you know.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:35 pm

How are you feeling?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by De_Bunk » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:57 pm

'Sylvia Browne'..

I hope she goes before Randi..

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:58 pm

ed wrote:How are you feeling?
I'm pretty sure Dino has been dead for a while.

A reunion with Jerry in Hell? Because if it wasn't Hell before ... 8)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:03 pm

De_Bunk wrote:'Sylvia Browne'..

I hope she goes before Randi..

:nutkick:

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She's keeping in touch then?

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Grammatron » Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:58 pm

I would like some solid fucking rules against asshatary before we start this again.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by whitefork » Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:59 pm

you're in the wrong website my friend. asshattery is de rigeur here.
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