The All New SC Dead Pool

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 3:58 pm

Seeing as Anaxagoras has turned us all into a bunch of faggy ponies, it's time to start again.

I'm sticking with Christopher Lee. He's bound to be a winner eventually.

grayman · Post by **grayman** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:06 pm

I'll stay with Don Rickles.

MrMonty · Post by **MrMonty** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:07 pm

Fuck it. I'm sticking with Stan Lee even though he hasn't had a hint of bad health.

ed · Post by ed » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:16 pm

Jerry Lewis.

whitefork · Post by **whitefork** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:32 pm

Chuck Berry.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 4:37 pm

I'm also going to let my previous pick ride, so Abe Vigoda for me.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:08 pm

So far, we have:

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda

Vote early, vote often.

whitefork · Post by **whitefork** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:16 pm

Got a sure fire winner for somebody - Olivia De Haviland. and Anne Jeffreys is 90 - the gorgeous Miriam Kirby...
I'm sticking with Chuck though.

Bearguin · Post by **Bearguin** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:19 pm

Rob Ford may have slowed down his crack use and replaced it with heroin.

Gonna stick with him.

Go Ford.

ed · Post by ed » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:24 pm

Dunno. He don't look good but Jerry ..

ed · Post by ed » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:27 pm

Zsa Zsa Gabor? Time was when Lister woulda done her.

Still might.

Dean Martin · Post by **Dean Martin** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:31 pm

ed wrote:Dunno. He don't look good but Jerry ...

Jerry's just kidding around.

He wasn't really spastic either.

Great shtick, Jerry. It was Jerry taught me that word, you know.

ed · Post by ed » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:35 pm

How are you feeling?

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 5:57 pm

'Sylvia Browne'..

I hope she goes before Randi..

DB

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:03 pm

De_Bunk wrote:'Sylvia Browne'..

I hope she goes before Randi..

DB

She's keeping in touch then?

I almost chose you after watching the news.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:58 pm

I would like some solid fucking rules against asshatary before we start this again.

whitefork · Post by **whitefork** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 6:59 pm

you're in the wrong website my friend. asshattery is de rigeur here.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:11 pm

Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:13 pm

asthmatic camel wrote:Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz

Ponies don't wear knickers and there ain't no roolz to be pissing them over anyways.

I'll produce my choice in due time.

In the rain.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:30 pm

I'll take nancy Reagan unless she's dead already then I take Keith Richards.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:40 pm

Um can I change it to Gilligan little buddy? I didn't even know he was still alive

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:42 pm

izittrue wrote:I'll take nancy Reagan unless she's dead already then I take Keith Richards.

Were they ever alive?

Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. Teh Roolz state that you can't make an each-way bet.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 7:55 pm

We have rulez? What's up wid dat?

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 8:05 pm

What are these "rules" you speak of? Can you eat them?

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 8:39 pm

Oi..!

Where's my entry ???

It's like i don't exist here anymore....

Hello....Is anyone there...????

Hello...

Right...That's it..

DB

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 8:51 pm

DB, unless you know something I don't, Sylvia Browne is singing to the choir invisible. She is an ex-Browne.

Teh Roolz clearly state that one may not choose an already deceased person as your bet for the next famous person to die.

Is that clear?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:05 pm

Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. Teh Roolz state that you can't make an each-way bet.
Be_Drunk: Someone who doesn't understand Teh Roolz

Bearguin · Post by **Bearguin** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:07 pm

All I know is I'm not putting another dog down for this game

fucking rules.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:15 pm

FIRST!

Oh. I let the power go to my head.

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:19 pm

Camel....

But i predicted her death would occur in November..

And that was back in June..On this very thread..

DB

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:25 pm

FIRST!

ed · Post by ed » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:16 pm

izittrue wrote:Um can I change it to Gilligan little buddy? I didn't even know he was still alive

Bob Denver
Born January 9, 1935
New Rochelle, New York, U.S.
Died September 2, 2005 (aged 70)
Winston-Salem, North Carolina, U.S.
Resting place Cremated

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:30 pm

Nelson Mandela...

Early December 2013...

DB

jacks · Post by **jacks** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 10:53 pm

Mickey (fucking) Rooney.

De_Bunk · Post by **De_Bunk** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:08 pm

Jacks...

FFS...How is that old fuck still alive..

He must be over 90yrs old now..

DB

jacks · Post by **jacks** » Fri Dec 06, 2013 11:16 pm

93, Hollywood years. Married eight times.

Tiosylanyl · Post by **Tiosylanyl** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:58 am

Sticking with Carla Laemmle.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:33 am

Gilligans dead. Hmm how about Mary Ann.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 4:13 am

Dawn Wells is alive and well and still living in my neck of the woods, I think

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:59 am

Still Sid Caesar.