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The All New SC Dead Pool

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Seeing as Anaxagoras has turned us all into a bunch of faggy ponies, it's time to start again.

I'm sticking with Christopher Lee. He's bound to be a winner eventually.
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I'll stay with Don Rickles.
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Fuck it. I'm sticking with Stan Lee even though he hasn't had a hint of bad health.
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Jerry Lewis.

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Chuck Berry.
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I'm also going to let my previous pick ride, so Abe Vigoda for me.
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So far, we have:

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda

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Got a sure fire winner for somebody - Olivia De Haviland. and Anne Jeffreys is 90 - the gorgeous Miriam Kirby...
I'm sticking with Chuck though.
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Rob Ford may have slowed down his crack use and replaced it with heroin.

Gonna stick with him.

Go Ford.
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Dunno. He don't look good but Jerry ..
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Zsa Zsa Gabor? Time was when Lister woulda done her.
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Still might.

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ed wrote:Dunno. He don't look good but Jerry ...
Jerry's just kidding around.

He wasn't really spastic either.

Great shtick, Jerry. It was Jerry taught me that word, you know.
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How are you feeling?
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'Sylvia Browne'..

I hope she goes before Randi..

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De_Bunk wrote:'Sylvia Browne'..

I hope she goes before Randi..

:nutkick:

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She's keeping in touch then?

I almost chose you after watching the news.
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I would like some solid fucking rules against asshatary before we start this again.
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you're in the wrong website my friend. asshattery is de rigeur here.
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Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
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asthmatic camel wrote:Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
Ponies don't wear knickers and there ain't no roolz to be pissing them over anyways.

I'll produce my choice in due time.

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I'll take nancy Reagan unless she's dead already then I take Keith Richards.
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Um can I change it to Gilligan little buddy? I didn't even know he was still alive
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izittrue wrote:I'll take nancy Reagan unless she's dead already then I take Keith Richards.
Were they ever alive?

Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. Teh Roolz state that you can't make an each-way bet.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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We have rulez? What's up wid dat?
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What are these "rules" you speak of? Can you eat them?
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Oi..!

Where's my entry ???

It's like i don't exist here anymore....

Hello....Is anyone there...????

Hello...

Right...That's it..

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DB, unless you know something I don't, Sylvia Browne is singing to the choir invisible. She is an ex-Browne.

Teh Roolz clearly state that one may not choose an already deceased person as your bet for the next famous person to die.

Is that clear?
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Update.

asthmatic camel: Christopher Lee
grayman: Don Rickles
MrMonty: Stan Lee
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
ed: Jerry Lewis
whitefork: Chuck Berry
Nyarlathotep: Abe Vigoda
Bearguin: Rob Ford
Grammatron: Pissing his knickers over Teh Roolz
izittrue: Nancy Reagan. Teh Roolz state that you can't make an each-way bet.
Be_Drunk: Someone who doesn't understand Teh Roolz
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All I know is I'm not putting another dog down for this game



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FIRST!

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Oh. I let the power go to my head.
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Camel....

But i predicted her death would occur in November..

And that was back in June..On this very thread..

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FIRST!

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izittrue wrote:Um can I change it to Gilligan little buddy? I didn't even know he was still alive
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Nelson Mandela...

Early December 2013...

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Mickey (fucking) Rooney.
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Jacks...

FFS...How is that old fuck still alive..

He must be over 90yrs old now..

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93, Hollywood years. Married eight times.
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Sticking with Carla Laemmle.
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Gilligans dead. Hmm how about Mary Ann.
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Dawn Wells is alive and well and still living in my neck of the woods, I think
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