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I want Hugh Hefner
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ed wrote:I want Hugh Hefner
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You'll have to forgive ed, he was born with the Cheating Cunt gene.
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I want Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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Thanks for having my back
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fuckin' ghouls
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

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Freedom of choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
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But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Me too.

Plus I get more lulz.
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg cannot die until noon on Jan. 20th, 2021.
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Weekend at Ruthie's?

That sounds like one for the movie trailer thread.
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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee
De-Bunk:Burt Reynolds
ed: Ruth Gader Ginsburg
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Thats "Bader" you sexist, anti-semitic, racist, fascist, thug, limey, bastard, tosser, wanker ... <whew.. outrage is tiring>
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It's Ruth Gaydar Ginsburg.
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Freedom of choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
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please, think of Keith
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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
sparks: Lech Walesa
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Robert Mugabe
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Hghr Symmetry: Kirk Douglas
Bruce: Stan Lee
De-Bunk:Burt Reynolds
ed: Ruth Gaydar Bintsburg
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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sparks wrote:It's perfectly clear: People aren't dying quickly enough to keep this thread interesting.
To paraphrase The Yogi, "If people don't wanna die, how ya gonna stop 'em?"
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De-Bunk is the winner.

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Sure enough!

This one's for you De-Bunk!! :De_Bunk:
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Congratulations, De-Bunk. :)

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Aaand we're off again.

I'm staying with William Shatner.
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Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Sticking with the electrician.
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Burt Reynolds snuffed it. De_Bunk done good. :)
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Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger
sparks: Lech Walesa
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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No change.
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Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
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Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissenger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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And could you kindly name your victims? This is becoming hard work, something I'm no good at.
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I am trying to decide ... Shemp or "Mad Mike" Hoare
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ed wrote: Fri Sep 07, 2018 2:31 pm I am trying to decide ... Shemp or "Mad Mike" Hoare
Give me a minute
Get a fucking move on, you fat, lazy Floridian bastard; I don't have all day.
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Mad Mike for me.
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Norman Lloyd looks promising.

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Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.
ed: Mad Mike Whiddett
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:46 am
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.
Perhaps. I don't have any info on his fidelity.
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I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.
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What, you mean I can't pick Kane Tanaka?
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 11:42 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:41 pm I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.
If Henry lives past 100 ( damn! :evil: ), can I still have him? :notsure:
In the Biblical sense?
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Nah, you're OK with Henry, even if he lives to 120.

What I mean is I'm not going to allow any new contestants who are already 100 years old.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:41 pm I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.
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No contestants over 100????

Why? Are you ageist?
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How about Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Beat Poet. :D

I hear he's got a new book coming out soon.
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