The All New SC Dead Pool

ed · Post by ed » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:14 pm

Kirk Douglas dammit

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:37 am

No.

And.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:40 am

Now, where were we before the thread suffered an outbreak of cunts?

Ah yes...

Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.
ed: Mad Mike Whiddett

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:15 am

You're not going to allow Ferlinghetti? On what basis? 99 < 100

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Oct 24, 2018 8:53 am

No.

On the basis that you're being a cunt.

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:01 pm

Stan Lee.

I finally won.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:38 pm

Yeah, I can do a week. Sticking with Mel Brooks.

HghrSymmetry · Post by **HghrSymmetry** » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:20 pm

Sorry for the delay Bruce. I'll try to keep it longer than the two days AA kept his when I won.

HghrSymmetry · Post by **HghrSymmetry** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:53 am

I'll pull it down now. 2 months seemed decent. A little better than the two days from someone else.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:54 am

Oops! Been slacking.. Congrats, Bruce!

Next Round.

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:02 am

Alex Trebek

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:02 am

Anthony Comello

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:33 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:02 pm So what will our avatars be this week?

I'm going with Spiderman's first appearance unless told otherwise.

When Henry dies I want Paul McCartney.

I don't remember ever changing mine, so I'll do one in honor of Stan for a week.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:34 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.

Put me down for George Bush The Elder again

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:01 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:09 am

Uh, you guys know he's already dead, right?

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:37 am

Nyarl is disqualified.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:56 am

Nyarlathotep wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:34 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Put me down for George Bush The Elder again

Bit late, innit?

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:15 am

shemp wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:56 am
Nyarlathotep wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:34 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Put me down for George Bush The Elder again
Bit late, innit?

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.

Oh shit, forgot he died. Honest

Put me down for Kirk Douglas then. Motherfucker is 102. He can't be long for this world

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:53 am

GBS died? I didn't know, either.

Sorry, Nyar, centenarians not allowed, see cunts passim.

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:17 pm

Long-standing picks are permitted if they live to be centenarians, (although I'm inclined to think that they are really the winners).

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:46 am

I'm sticking with Brooks, even though he and Carl Reiner might outlive me.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:44 am

Thomas Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:56 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.
ed: is a fat cunt.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:04 am

I've had Mad Mike in the past. And he turned 100 2 days ago.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:14 am

You are still a fat cunt.

Only permanent, long-standing picks who pass the age of one hundred are permitted.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:22 am

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Evidences, m'lud

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:25 am

You should have had the courage to stick with him. No pussies allowed in this game.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:01 pm

I did stick with him.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:29 pm

I did.

you lot are just jealous.

OK then. I pick Jerry "King Concentration Camp Humor" Lewis

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:37 pm

didn't he die two years ago?

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:45 pm

He died whenever he was on stage ...

rimshot

still got it.

Lister and I will be appearing nightly at Brown's (Jerry's favorite resort)

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:22 pm

Okay then, Rita Moreno. She’s only like 89

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:19 pm

I'm hanging with Lech, unless he died in the meantime and nobody told me.

Oh, and fuck it.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:16 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:33 am

ed can't pick me, I'm over 100.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:42 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

Next time you inadvertently leave me outta this, I'll fucking well quit. You limey bastard!