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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Kirk Douglas dammit
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No.

And.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Now, where were we before the thread suffered an outbreak of cunts?

Ah yes...

Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.
ed: Mad Mike Whiddett
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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You're not going to allow Ferlinghetti? On what basis? 99 < 100
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No.

On the basis that you're being a cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Stan Lee.

I finally won.

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Yeah, I can do a week. Sticking with Mel Brooks.
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Sorry for the delay Bruce. I'll try to keep it longer than the two days AA kept his when I won.
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I'll pull it down now. 2 months seemed decent. A little better than the two days from someone else. :wink:
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Oops! Been slacking.. Congrats, Bruce!

Next Round.

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shemp: Mel Brooks
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Alex Trebek

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:02 pm So what will our avatars be this week?

I'm going with Spiderman's first appearance unless told otherwise.

When Henry dies I want Paul McCartney.
I don't remember ever changing mine, so I'll do one in honor of Stan for a week.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Put me down for George Bush The Elder again
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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Uh, you guys know he's already dead, right?
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Nyarl is disqualified.
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Nyarlathotep wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:34 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Put me down for George Bush The Elder again
Bit late, innit?

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
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Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
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shemp wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:56 am
Nyarlathotep wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:34 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Put me down for George Bush The Elder again
Bit late, innit?

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.
Oh shit, forgot he died. Honest

Put me down for Kirk Douglas then. Motherfucker is 102. He can't be long for this world
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GBS died? I didn't know, either. :D

Sorry, Nyar, centenarians not allowed, see cunts passim.

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Long-standing picks are permitted if they live to be centenarians, (although I'm inclined to think that they are really the winners).
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I'm sticking with Brooks, even though he and Carl Reiner might outlive me.
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
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Thomas Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare
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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.
ed: is a fat cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I've had Mad Mike in the past. And he turned 100 2 days ago.
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You are still a fat cunt.

Only permanent, long-standing picks who pass the age of one hundred are permitted.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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You should have had the courage to stick with him. No pussies allowed in this game.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I did stick with him.
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I did.

you lot are just jealous.

OK then. I pick Jerry "King Concentration Camp Humor" Lewis
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didn't he die two years ago?
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He died whenever he was on stage ...

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still got it.

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Okay then, Rita Moreno. She’s only like 89
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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I'm hanging with Lech, unless he died in the meantime and nobody told me.

Oh, and fuck it.
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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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ed can't pick me, I'm over 100.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
Next time you inadvertently leave me outta this, I'll fucking well quit. You limey bastard! :)
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