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Just watched the 1 hour Netflix special on Betty White. It was a lovely wake. We love you Betty. Now take the hint and go toward the light.
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izittrue wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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No one had the EU?
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What? The EU died just because the UK told it to fuck off? :)
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OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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asthmatic camel wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Q.E.D.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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ed wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.
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I wanna change my pick to ed. :x
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Jealousy, ed. Ignore them.
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Jesus. Now Abdul wants proportional representation.

That's enough fucking about for this round, you're all stuck with your current picks. (And I know Listy isn't going to die just yet because I'm his personal trainer.)

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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
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Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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My scary elf friends have told me that they are coming for you AC.
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You probably like Shemp too.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:47 pm
ed wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

Dafuq with this avatar? :?

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It is an iconic and memorable depiction of the concept of going the extra mile for my pals here. Sticking my neck out, as it were.

Get it? Original, no?
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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asthmatic camel wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pm
izittrue wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

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Picks must be renewed every round.

Because I simply can't be arsed going back through seven years' posts every time someone remotely famous snuffs it.

Here's your crap consolation prize.

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Bwahahahaha
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:47 pm You mean if I'm out to lunch when somebody wins, I could lose my dibs of Henry? :HoppingMad:
Tough old world, innit?

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Come on, Bill, I'm counting on ya!

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I switch to CCE (Cheating Cunt Ed).
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Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
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Hotarubi wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:08 am Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
I very much regret that I can't allow Tarby. Preexisting condition.
In February 2020, Tarbuck revealed that, the day after his 80th birthday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
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Didn't know that. I feel dirty now.
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I am switching. Lister seems too damn healthey, I would have thought he'd be too weak to post by now.

I want Col Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare
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I wanna switch to Joe Biden. Anyone have Joe Biden? :)
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Betty White is 98. Any day now.
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Jimmy Carter. Dang, I thought guys with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel were disqualified .
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Rulez is Rulez.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)

Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
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I think picking Lister is in poor taste. And if I ever run for the presidency, my lack of graciousness on the matter will undoubtedly surface. Therefore I am taking Mick Jagger.
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The guy is a fuckin' vampire him and Keith Richards too. They spend the daylight hours in coffins lined with cocaine and money.
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No one has Keith? I’ll take him.