The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Sep 24, 2018 12:04 am

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:49 am

Nah, you're OK with Henry, even if he lives to 120.

What I mean is I'm not going to allow any new contestants who are already 100 years old.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by HghrSymmetry » Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:44 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:41 pm
I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:01 am

As long as I can still have Henry if God forbid he makes it past 100.

I wouldn't want Henry to win by not dying in time. The whole thing is predicated on that he will eventually die.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Oct 17, 2018 11:20 am

No contestants over 100????

Why? Are you ageist?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:37 pm

Also: DIE HENRY DIE!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:41 pm

How about Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Beat Poet. :D

I hear he's got a new book coming out soon.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:10 pm

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Oct 17, 2018 10:14 pm

Kirk Douglas dammit
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:37 am

No.

And.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 24, 2018 2:40 am

Now, where were we before the thread suffered an outbreak of cunts?

Ah yes...

Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.
ed: Mad Mike Whiddett
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Oct 24, 2018 5:15 am

You're not going to allow Ferlinghetti? On what basis? 99 < 100
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Oct 24, 2018 8:53 am

No.

On the basis that you're being a cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Bruce » Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:01 pm

Stan Lee.

I finally won.

:(
Such potential!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Nov 17, 2018 9:02 pm

How about Stan Lee tribute avatars for a week, as your prize?

Next round: Henry again of course. I will not be unhappy to win.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Sat Nov 17, 2018 10:38 pm

Yeah, I can do a week. Sticking with Mel Brooks.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by HghrSymmetry » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:20 pm

Sorry for the delay Bruce. I'll try to keep it longer than the two days AA kept his when I won.
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