The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Nah, you're OK with Henry, even if he lives to 120.

What I mean is I'm not going to allow any new contestants who are already 100 years old.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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asthmatic camel wrote:
Sun Sep 23, 2018 9:41 pm
I suppose I'll have to allow it, as he doesn't appear to have any serious ailments.

In future I'm going to make it a standing rule that no entrants over the age of 100 are allowed.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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As long as I can still have Henry if God forbid he makes it past 100.

I wouldn't want Henry to win by not dying in time. The whole thing is predicated on that he will eventually die.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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No contestants over 100????

Why? Are you ageist?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Also: DIE HENRY DIE!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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How about Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Beat Poet. :D

I hear he's got a new book coming out soon.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Kirk Douglas dammit
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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No.

And.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Now, where were we before the thread suffered an outbreak of cunts?

Ah yes...

Asthmatic Camel: William Shatner
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
sparks: Lech Walesa
shemp: Mel Brooks
HghrSymmetry: Norman Lloyd. Cheating cunt.
ed: Mad Mike Whiddett
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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You're not going to allow Ferlinghetti? On what basis? 99 < 100
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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No.

On the basis that you're being a cunt.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Stan Lee.

I finally won.

:(
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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How about Stan Lee tribute avatars for a week, as your prize?

Next round: Henry again of course. I will not be unhappy to win.
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Yeah, I can do a week. Sticking with Mel Brooks.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Sorry for the delay Bruce. I'll try to keep it longer than the two days AA kept his when I won.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I'll pull it down now. 2 months seemed decent. A little better than the two days from someone else. :wink:
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Oops! Been slacking.. Congrats, Bruce!

Next Round.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Alex Trebek

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