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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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I did stick with him.
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He means as an SC Dead Pool pick, not back in Mozambique that time.
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I did.

you lot are just jealous.

OK then. I pick Jerry "King Concentration Camp Humor" Lewis
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didn't he die two years ago?
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He died whenever he was on stage ...

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still got it.

Lister and I will be appearing nightly at Brown's (Jerry's favorite resort)
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A didn't ed win with that pick?

Hey ed!

Instead of trying to predict the future, why not just pick someone you want dead and go with that?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Okay then, Rita Moreno. She’s only like 89
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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
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Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
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I'm hanging with Lech, unless he died in the meantime and nobody told me.

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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
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ed can't pick me, I'm over 100.
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

There, there, petal, I've put you at the top of the list and spelt his name correctly for you. :)
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George Burns for me.
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ed wrote: ↑Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:03 am George Burns for me.
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Nobody had Gene Wilder?

Just checking.

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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Who the fuck is the Cunt who picked Big Papi?

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Hey Henry!

Please die. :)
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I thought Gene Wilder died in 2016. Did he die again?
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Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year. Stan Lee was a strapping young lad of 15 when Betty was born.
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