The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:01 pm

I did stick with him.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:02 pm

He means as an SC Dead Pool pick, not back in Mozambique that time.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:29 pm

I did.

you lot are just jealous.

OK then. I pick Jerry "King Concentration Camp Humor" Lewis
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:37 pm

didn't he die two years ago?

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:45 pm

He died whenever he was on stage ...

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still got it.

Lister and I will be appearing nightly at Brown's (Jerry's favorite resort)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:45 pm

A didn't ed win with that pick?

Hey ed!

Instead of trying to predict the future, why not just pick someone you want dead and go with that?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:22 pm

Okay then, Rita Moreno. She’s only like 89
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:19 pm

I'm hanging with Lech, unless he died in the meantime and nobody told me.

Oh, and fuck it.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:16 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:33 am

ed can't pick me, I'm over 100.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:42 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
Next time you inadvertently leave me outta this, I'll fucking well quit. You limey bastard! :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:27 am

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

There, there, petal, I've put you at the top of the list and spelt his name correctly for you. :)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:03 am

George Burns for me.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:22 pm

ed wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:03 am
George Burns for me.
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