The All New SC Dead Pool

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:33 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:02 pm So what will our avatars be this week?

I'm going with Spiderman's first appearance unless told otherwise.

When Henry dies I want Paul McCartney.

I don't remember ever changing mine, so I'll do one in honor of Stan for a week.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:34 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.

Put me down for George Bush The Elder again

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:01 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: George Bush Snr.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:09 am

Uh, you guys know he's already dead, right?

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:37 am

Nyarl is disqualified.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:56 am

Nyarlathotep wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:34 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Put me down for George Bush The Elder again

Bit late, innit?

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Mon Mar 18, 2019 4:15 am

shemp wrote: ↑Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:56 am
Nyarlathotep wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:34 pm
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:16 am Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Put me down for George Bush The Elder again
Bit late, innit?

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.

Oh shit, forgot he died. Honest

Put me down for Kirk Douglas then. Motherfucker is 102. He can't be long for this world

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 8:53 am

GBS died? I didn't know, either.

Sorry, Nyar, centenarians not allowed, see cunts passim.

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:17 pm

Long-standing picks are permitted if they live to be centenarians, (although I'm inclined to think that they are really the winners).

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:46 am

I'm sticking with Brooks, even though he and Carl Reiner might outlive me.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:44 am

Thomas Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:56 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: is a cunt.
ed: is a fat cunt.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:04 am

I've had Mad Mike in the past. And he turned 100 2 days ago.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:14 am

You are still a fat cunt.

Only permanent, long-standing picks who pass the age of one hundred are permitted.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:22 am

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Evidences, m'lud

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:25 am

You should have had the courage to stick with him. No pussies allowed in this game.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:01 pm

I did stick with him.

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:29 pm

I did.

you lot are just jealous.

OK then. I pick Jerry "King Concentration Camp Humor" Lewis

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:37 pm

didn't he die two years ago?

ed · Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:45 pm

He died whenever he was on stage ...

rimshot

still got it.

Lister and I will be appearing nightly at Brown's (Jerry's favorite resort)

Nyarlathotep · Post by **Nyarlathotep** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:22 pm

Okay then, Rita Moreno. She’s only like 89

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:19 pm

I'm hanging with Lech, unless he died in the meantime and nobody told me.

Oh, and fuck it.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:16 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:33 am

ed can't pick me, I'm over 100.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:42 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

Next time you inadvertently leave me outta this, I'll fucking well quit. You limey bastard!

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:27 am

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

There, there, petal, I've put you at the top of the list and spelt his name correctly for you.

ed · Post by ed » Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:03 am

George Burns for me.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:36 am

Nobody had Gene Wilder?

Just checking.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:53 am

Who the fuck is the Cunt who picked Big Papi?

--J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:01 pm

I thought Gene Wilder died in 2016. Did he die again?

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:18 am

Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year. Stan Lee was a strapping young lad of 15 when Betty was born.

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:40 am

Bruce wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:18 am Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year.

Try 97

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:02 am

She may be 97, but she'd turn Bruce inside out.

ed · Post by ed » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:12 am

I'll take Hugh Hefner. And no back talk dammit.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:41 am

For an elder god, you really don't get out much, do you?

ed · Post by ed » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:16 am

"merely"?

Need I remind you?

BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Broken.jpg

ed · Post by ed » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:05 pm

apostate

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 4:12 pm

Rob Lister wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:40 am
Bruce wrote: ↑Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:18 am Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year.

Try 97

Thought she was older than 80. Guess I should have researched a little more.

ceptimus · Post by **ceptimus** » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:40 pm

Can I have Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh?