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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:01 pm

I did stick with him.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:02 pm

He means as an SC Dead Pool pick, not back in Mozambique that time.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:29 pm

I did.

you lot are just jealous.

OK then. I pick Jerry "King Concentration Camp Humor" Lewis
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:37 pm

didn't he die two years ago?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:45 pm

He died whenever he was on stage ...

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still got it.

Lister and I will be appearing nightly at Brown's (Jerry's favorite resort)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 20, 2019 2:45 pm

A didn't ed win with that pick?

Hey ed!

Instead of trying to predict the future, why not just pick someone you want dead and go with that?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:22 pm

Okay then, Rita Moreno. She’s only like 89
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
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Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:19 pm

I'm hanging with Lech, unless he died in the meantime and nobody told me.

Oh, and fuck it.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Thu Mar 21, 2019 12:16 am

Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:33 am

ed can't pick me, I'm over 100.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by sparks » Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:42 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:16 pm
 Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:27 am

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.

There, there, petal, I've put you at the top of the list and spelt his name correctly for you. :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by ed » Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:03 am

George Burns for me.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:22 pm

ed wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 23, 2019 10:03 am
 George Burns for me.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:36 am

Nobody had Gene Wilder?

Just checking.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: is a cunt.
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:53 am

Who the fuck is the Cunt who picked Big Papi?

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jun 10, 2019 12:34 pm

Hey Henry!

Please die. :)
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by shemp » Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:01 pm

I thought Gene Wilder died in 2016. Did he die again?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

Post by Bruce » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:18 am

Fine. I'll withdraw my entry for Alex Trebek.

Put me in for Betty White. She's 80 this year. Stan Lee was a strapping young lad of 15 when Betty was born.
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