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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Hey ed!

I notice an awful lot of traffic in this thread with no one dead yet.

Quit stirring the pot. :p
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Is it too late too add Iran?
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:09 pm Hey ed!

I notice an awful lot of traffic in this thread with no one dead yet.

Quit stirring the pot. :p
Shut up or I'll pick you next.

As for ed, AC will probably outlive me.
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Bernie Sanders


too soon?
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Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.

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Nobody had Ginger Baker, just checking.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Dammit Henry, die already!
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Henry is of the Undead.
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I don't want you, you are pickled from booze and are not going anywhere. I want William "the Shat" Shatner
Thank you.
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:41 pm Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
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I believe Shitner is taken. Why don't you take Donald Trump, he's probably going to blow a gasket and drop any minute now. I'm sticking with Brooks, I don't believe in changing horses in midstream.
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I want Shatner
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Careful ed, don't blow a gasket.
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He's about to go, I can feel it.

AC is a gangly poof, he does not deserve "the Shat"

Just bask in the versatility
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Shatner is mine and mine only.

Nonce.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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ed wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:36 pmI want Shatner
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Dammit die already! :evil:

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He can get injections of young blood and rejuvenate.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:45 pm Dammit die already! :evil:

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Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
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