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Betty's already 'ad 'im.
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I'll allow Prince Philip now that he's stopped driving...

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shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Fine. I'll take Asthmatic Camel :x
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:43 am I'll allow Prince Philip now that he's stopped driving...

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat stupid cheating cunt.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: AC or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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shemp wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:33 pm ed: is still a fat stupid cheating cunt.
What's this supposed to mean?

Are you trying to get banned, AC? Did I miss a short-time announcement?
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:01 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Is it too late too add Iran?
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:09 pm Hey ed!

I notice an awful lot of traffic in this thread with no one dead yet.

Quit stirring the pot. :p
Shut up or I'll pick you next.

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Bernie Sanders


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Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Nobody had Ginger Baker, just checking.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Henry is of the Undead.
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I don't want you, you are pickled from booze and are not going anywhere. I want William "the Shat" Shatner
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:41 pm Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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I believe Shitner is taken. Why don't you take Donald Trump, he's probably going to blow a gasket and drop any minute now. I'm sticking with Brooks, I don't believe in changing horses in midstream.
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I want Shatner
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Careful ed, don't blow a gasket.
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He's about to go, I can feel it.

AC is a gangly poof, he does not deserve "the Shat"

Just bask in the versatility
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Shatner is mine and mine only.

Nonce.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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ed wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:36 pmI want Shatner
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He can get injections of young blood and rejuvenate.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:45 pm Dammit die already! :evil:

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Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
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Just watched the 1 hour Netflix special on Betty White. It was a lovely wake. We love you Betty. Now take the hint and go toward the light.
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izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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No one had the EU?
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What? The EU died just because the UK told it to fuck off? :)
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OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
If I were psychotic then those scary elf-like creatures with the fangs that creep around the house and swamps at night wouldn't be real, would they? Answer that you lanky poof.
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Q.E.D.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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ed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.
Lister will outlive you, you corpulent fuck!
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I wanna change my pick to ed. :x
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Jealousy, ed. Ignore them.
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Jesus. Now Abdul wants proportional representation.

That's enough fucking about for this round, you're all stuck with your current picks. (And I know Listy isn't going to die just yet because I'm his personal trainer.)

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Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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My scary elf friends have told me that they are coming for you AC.
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