The All New SC Dead Pool
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
I'll allow Prince Philip now that he's stopped driving...
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat cunt.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
FTFYasthmatic camel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 7:43 am I'll allow Prince Philip now that he's stopped driving...
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: is still a fat stupid cheating cunt.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
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Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
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Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: AC or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed: AC or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
What's this supposed to mean?
Are you trying to get banned, AC? Did I miss a short-time announcement?
Such potential!
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel or Shemp
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:01 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

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Shut up or I'll pick you next.Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Fri Jun 14, 2019 4:09 pm Hey ed!
I notice an awful lot of traffic in this thread with no one dead yet.
Quit stirring the pot.![]()
As for ed, AC will probably outlive me.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Nobody had Ginger Baker, just checking.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Henry is of the Undead.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
I don't want you, you are pickled from booze and are not going anywhere. I want William "the Shat" Shatner
Thank you.
Thank you.
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Oct 02, 2019 10:41 pm Who he? Anyway, you chose me and I aitn't dead yet.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
I believe Shitner is taken. Why don't you take Donald Trump, he's probably going to blow a gasket and drop any minute now. I'm sticking with Brooks, I don't believe in changing horses in midstream.
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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Careful ed, don't blow a gasket.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
He's about to go, I can feel it.
AC is a gangly poof, he does not deserve "the Shat"
Just bask in the versatility

AC is a gangly poof, he does not deserve "the Shat"
Just bask in the versatility

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Shatner is mine and mine only.
Nonce.
Nonce.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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He can get injections of young blood and rejuvenate.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
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Just watched the 1 hour Netflix special on Betty White. It was a lovely wake. We love you Betty. Now take the hint and go toward the light.
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Someone did, don't know if it was you.
However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
What? The EU died just because the UK told it to fuck off? 

You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
OK, I have had a vision.
I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.
Update the list accordingly please.
I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.
Update the list accordingly please.
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
If I were psychotic then those scary elf-like creatures with the fangs that creep around the house and swamps at night wouldn't be real, would they? Answer that you lanky poof.asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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Q.E.D.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Lister will outlive you, you corpulent fuck!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
I wanna change my pick to ed. 

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Jesus. Now Abdul wants proportional representation.
That's enough fucking about for this round, you're all stuck with your current picks. (And I know Listy isn't going to die just yet because I'm his personal trainer.)
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
That's enough fucking about for this round, you're all stuck with your current picks. (And I know Listy isn't going to die just yet because I'm his personal trainer.)
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
My scary elf friends have told me that they are coming for you AC.


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