Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
He can get injections of young blood and rejuvenate.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am
Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.
However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
If I were psychotic then those scary elf-like creatures with the fangs that creep around the house and swamps at night wouldn't be real, would they? Answer that you lanky poof.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
ed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm
OK, I have had a vision.
I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.
Update the list accordingly please.
Lister will outlive you, you corpulent fuck!
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
Jesus. Now Abdul wants proportional representation.
That's enough fucking about for this round, you're all stuck with your current picks. (And I know Listy isn't going to die just yet because I'm his personal trainer.)
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
Because I simply can't be arsed going back through seven years' posts every time someone remotely famous snuffs it.
Here's your crap consolation prize.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:47 pm
You mean if I'm out to lunch when somebody wins, I could lose my dibs of Henry?
Tough old world, innit?
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
Hotarubi wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:08 am
Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
I very much regret that I can't allow Tarby. Preexisting condition.
In February 2020, Tarbuck revealed that, the day after his 80th birthday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
Ronald, I have no idea who you are bro but share me name well.
... The stars were suns, but so far away they were just little points of light ... The scale of the universe suddenly opened up to me. It was a kind of religious experience. There was a magnificence to it, a grandeur, a scale which has never left me. Never ever left me.
Carl Sagan
Larry King is in the hospital, "battling" COVID-19
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.