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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Just watched the 1 hour Netflix special on Betty White. It was a lovely wake. We love you Betty. Now take the hint and go toward the light.
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izittrue wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am
 Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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No one had the EU?
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What? The EU died just because the UK told it to fuck off? :)
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OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm
 sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
If I were psychotic then those scary elf-like creatures with the fangs that creep around the house and swamps at night wouldn't be real, would they? Answer that you lanky poof.
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Q.E.D.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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ed wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm
 OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.
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Our picks aren't dying off quick enough to make it interesting.

Can we do a first choice second choice thing?

If so ...

First choice: Henry Kissinger.

Second choice: Paul McCartney. I mean "Sir" Paul, not the one who was struck by a lorry in Abbey Road in 1969.

Despite the rumors of the time, it didn't kill him. But he was left paralyzed and is still hospitalized at an undisclosed location under a different name with "Sir" Paul picking up the tab. :notsure:
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ed wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm
 OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.
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I wanna change my pick to ed. :x
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Jealousy, ed. Ignore them.
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Jesus. Now Abdul wants proportional representation.

That's enough fucking about for this round, you're all stuck with your current picks. (And I know Listy isn't going to die just yet because I'm his personal trainer.)

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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My scary elf friends have told me that they are coming for you AC.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I got dibs on "Sir" Paul once Henry snuffs it.

Ringo is still my favorite Beatle, so I want him to be the last one standing. :)
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You probably like Shemp too.
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ed wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:40 pm
 You probably like Shemp too.
The best Stooge was this guy --

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