The All New SC Dead Pool

ed · Post by ed » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:16 pm

He's about to go, I can feel it.

AC is a gangly poof, he does not deserve "the Shat"

Just bask in the versatility

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:30 pm

Shatner is mine and mine only.

Nonce.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:32 pm

ed wrote: ↑Sun Oct 06, 2019 4:36 pmI want Shatner

Every woman in the galaxy's 'ad 'im.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 8:44 pm

He can get injections of young blood and rejuvenate.

ed · Post by ed » Thu Nov 28, 2019 10:11 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:45 pm Dammit die already!

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am

Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:26 am

Just watched the 1 hour Netflix special on Betty White. It was a lovely wake. We love you Betty. Now take the hint and go toward the light.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pm

izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?

Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:10 pm

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt.): asthmatic camel.
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Giz · Post by **Giz** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:59 pm

No one had the EU?

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Thu Feb 06, 2020 6:24 pm

What? The EU died just because the UK told it to fuck off?

ed · Post by ed » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm

OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

ed · Post by ed » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:24 pm

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:13 pm sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

If I were psychotic then those scary elf-like creatures with the fangs that creep around the house and swamps at night wouldn't be real, would they? Answer that you lanky poof.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:38 pm

Q.E.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:58 am

ed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

Lister will outlive you, you corpulent fuck!

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:18 am

I wanna change my pick to ed.

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:44 am

Jealousy, ed. Ignore them.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:08 pm

Jesus. Now Abdul wants proportional representation.

That's enough fucking about for this round, you're all stuck with your current picks. (And I know Listy isn't going to die just yet because I'm his personal trainer.)

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

ed · Post by ed » Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:33 pm

My scary elf friends have told me that they are coming for you AC.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:24 pm

ed · Post by ed » Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:40 pm

You probably like Shemp too.

ed · Post by ed » Thu Feb 13, 2020 5:51 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:47 pm
ed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

Dafuq with this avatar?

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It is an iconic and memorable depiction of the concept of going the extra mile for my pals here. Sticking my neck out, as it were.

Get it? Original, no?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Fri Feb 14, 2020 1:53 am

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 12:57 am

asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

I thought the pick was for life until death.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 6:07 am

Picks must be renewed every round.

Because I simply can't be arsed going back through seven years' posts every time someone remotely famous snuffs it.

Here's your crap consolation prize.

ed · Post by ed » Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:50 pm

Bwahahahaha

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Feb 18, 2020 5:46 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:47 pm You mean if I'm out to lunch when somebody wins, I could lose my dibs of Henry?

Tough old world, innit?

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 12:13 am

Come on, Bill, I'm counting on ya!

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:07 am

Harvey Weinstein

ed · Post by ed » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:12 am

Everyone

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:35 am

I switch to CCE (Cheating Cunt Ed).

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:08 am

Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.

asthmatic camel · Post by **asthmatic camel** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:49 am

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:08 am Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.

I very much regret that I can't allow Tarby. Preexisting condition.

In February 2020, Tarbuck revealed that, the day after his 80th birthday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:55 pm

Didn't know that. I feel dirty now.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:01 pm

Ronald Atkins

Fid · Post by **Fid** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:06 am

Ronald, I have no idea who you are bro but share me name well.

ed · Post by ed » Thu May 21, 2020 12:49 pm

I am switching. Lister seems too damn healthey, I would have thought he'd be too weak to post by now.

I want Col Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 10:47 pm

Larry King is in the hospital, "battling" COVID-19

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:10 pm

I wanna switch to Joe Biden. Anyone have Joe Biden?