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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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You probably like Shemp too.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:47 pm
ed wrote: Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

Dafuq with this avatar? :?

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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asthmatic camel wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pm
izittrue wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

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Picks must be renewed every round.

Because I simply can't be arsed going back through seven years' posts every time someone remotely famous snuffs it.

Here's your crap consolation prize.

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Bwahahahaha
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:47 pm You mean if I'm out to lunch when somebody wins, I could lose my dibs of Henry? :HoppingMad:
Tough old world, innit?

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Come on, Bill, I'm counting on ya!

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I switch to CCE (Cheating Cunt Ed).
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Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
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Hotarubi wrote: Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:08 am Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
I very much regret that I can't allow Tarby. Preexisting condition.
In February 2020, Tarbuck revealed that, the day after his 80th birthday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
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Didn't know that. I feel dirty now.
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Ronald Atkins
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Ronald, I have no idea who you are bro but share me name well.
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I am switching. Lister seems too damn healthey, I would have thought he'd be too weak to post by now.

I want Col Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare
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Larry King is in the hospital, "battling" COVID-19
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I wanna switch to Joe Biden. Anyone have Joe Biden? :)
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Betty White is 98. Any day now.
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Jimmy Carter. Dang, I thought guys with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel were disqualified .
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Rulez is Rulez.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)

Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I think picking Lister is in poor taste. And if I ever run for the presidency, my lack of graciousness on the matter will undoubtedly surface. Therefore I am taking Mick Jagger.
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The guy is a fuckin' vampire him and Keith Richards too. They spend the daylight hours in coffins lined with cocaine and money.
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No one has Keith? I’ll take him.
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Anaxagoras wrote: Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:10 pm I wanna switch to Joe Biden. Anyone have Joe Biden? :)
Think kamala already predicted it
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Rock stars never die. They just Roll away. :wink:
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Nobody can take Norman Lloyd, he's 106 and still alive and kicking!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Lloyd
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OK, the Rolling Stones are immortal so I want to change my selection to Bob Dylan.
I have a feeling about this...
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Rulez is Rulez.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
DJ: Keith Richards


Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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asthmatic camel wrote: Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:57 pm Rulez is Rulez.

sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
DJ: Keith Richards


Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
what rulz??? I cant change? Mick is never going to die, this isn't fair.
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Liz II.

Just for shits 'n' giggles.
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Good one but I suspect she will outlive us all.
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Can I take Tanya Roberts? She's only mostly dead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanya_Rob ... osed_death
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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
DJ: Keith Richards
Hotarubi: Liz II

I'm afraid shemp is stuck with Mel Brooks.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Is Larry king dead yet? If not I’ll take him.
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izittrue wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2021 10:55 pm Is Larry king dead yet? If not I’ll take him.
I think we have a winner.
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It's ain't over until AC sings.
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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AC wake up.
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