The All New SC Dead Pool

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool

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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:47 pm
ed wrote: ↑Wed Feb 12, 2020 3:09 pm OK, I have had a vision.

I take Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister.

Update the list accordingly please.

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sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
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ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
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asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pm
izittrue wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:49 am Didn’t I have Kirk Douglas 4 years ago?
Someone did, don't know if it was you.

However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.

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Picks must be renewed every round.

Because I simply can't be arsed going back through seven years' posts every time someone remotely famous snuffs it.

Here's your crap consolation prize.

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You mean if I'm out to lunch when somebody wins, I could lose my dibs of Henry? :HoppingMad:
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Bwahahahaha
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:47 pm You mean if I'm out to lunch when somebody wins, I could lose my dibs of Henry? :HoppingMad:
Tough old world, innit?

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Come on, Bill, I'm counting on ya!

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Hey!

Kissinger is "infinity" years old. It's his turn for sure. :)
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Everyone
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I switch to CCE (Cheating Cunt Ed).
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Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

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Hotarubi wrote: ↑Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:08 am Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
I very much regret that I can't allow Tarby. Preexisting condition.
In February 2020, Tarbuck revealed that, the day after his 80th birthday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
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Didn't know that. I feel dirty now.
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Ronald Atkins
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Ronald, I have no idea who you are bro but share me name well.
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I am switching. Lister seems too damn healthey, I would have thought he'd be too weak to post by now.

I want Col Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare
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