
The All New SC Dead Pool
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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It is an iconic and memorable depiction of the concept of going the extra mile for my pals here. Sticking my neck out, as it were.
Get it? Original, no?
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
I thought the pick was for life until death.asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:09 pmSomeone did, don't know if it was you.
However, you don't have him now, so tough shit.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Picks must be renewed every round.
Because I simply can't be arsed going back through seven years' posts every time someone remotely famous snuffs it.
Here's your crap consolation prize.

Because I simply can't be arsed going back through seven years' posts every time someone remotely famous snuffs it.
Here's your crap consolation prize.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Tough old world, innit?Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:47 pm You mean if I'm out to lunch when somebody wins, I could lose my dibs of Henry?![]()
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Come on, Bill, I'm counting on ya!


Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Harvey Weinstein
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I switch to CCE (Cheating Cunt Ed).
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People are shitting themselves to death
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"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
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Freedom from choice
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People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Jimmy Tarbuck. Hope springs eternal.
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

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I only steal from the rich.
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I very much regret that I can't allow Tarby. Preexisting condition.
In February 2020, Tarbuck revealed that, the day after his 80th birthday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Didn't know that. I feel dirty now.
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

I'm sure I came up with Twatter first. ~ Moi
I only steal from the rich.
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Ronald Atkins
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Ronald, I have no idea who you are bro but share me name well.
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I am switching. Lister seems too damn healthey, I would have thought he'd be too weak to post by now.
I want Col Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare
I want Col Michael "Mad Mike" Hoare
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Larry King is in the hospital, "battling" COVID-19
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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I wanna switch to Joe Biden. Anyone have Joe Biden? 

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Jimmy Carter. Dang, I thought guys with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel were disqualified .
... The stars were suns, but so far away they were just little points of light ... The scale of the universe suddenly opened up to me. It was a kind of religious experience. There was a magnificence to it, a grandeur, a scale which has never left me. Never ever left me.
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Rulez is Rulez.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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I think picking Lister is in poor taste. And if I ever run for the presidency, my lack of graciousness on the matter will undoubtedly surface. Therefore I am taking Mick Jagger.
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The guy is a fuckin' vampire him and Keith Richards too. They spend the daylight hours in coffins lined with cocaine and money.
... The stars were suns, but so far away they were just little points of light ... The scale of the universe suddenly opened up to me. It was a kind of religious experience. There was a magnificence to it, a grandeur, a scale which has never left me. Never ever left me.
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Nobody can take Norman Lloyd, he's 106 and still alive and kicking!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Lloyd
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Lloyd
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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OK, the Rolling Stones are immortal so I want to change my selection to Bob Dylan.
I have a feeling about this...
I have a feeling about this...
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Rulez is Rulez.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
DJ: Keith Richards
Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
DJ: Keith Richards
Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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what rulz??? I cant change? Mick is never going to die, this isn't fair.asthmatic camel wrote: ↑Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:57 pm Rulez is Rulez.
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
DJ: Keith Richards
Nobody is allowed to pick Joe Biden or Donald J. Trump. (Although I will allow Boris Johnson as a fair pick.)
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Liz II.
Just for shits 'n' giggles.
Just for shits 'n' giggles.
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

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I only steal from the rich.
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Can I take Tanya Roberts? She's only mostly dead.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanya_Rob ... osed_death
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanya_Rob ... osed_death
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
sparks: Lech Wałęsa
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
DJ: Keith Richards
Hotarubi: Liz II
I'm afraid shemp is stuck with Mel Brooks.
Abdul Alhazred: Henry Kissinger
shemp: Mel Brooks
asthmatic camel: William Shatner
Anaxagoras: Anthony Comello
Bruce: Betty White
Nyarlathotep: Rita Moreno
ed, (the fat, stupid, cheating cunt who lacks the courage of his convictions and may well be psychotic.): Rob "Freezer Burn" Lister
ceptimus: Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fid: Jimmy Carter (I'll just about allow that.)
DJ: Keith Richards
Hotarubi: Liz II
I'm afraid shemp is stuck with Mel Brooks.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
Is Larry king dead yet? If not I’ll take him.
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I think we have a winner.
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It's ain't over until AC sings.
"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.
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Re: The All New SC Dead Pool
AC wake up.
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