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Re: Vertigo

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Re: Vertigo

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Spoiler alert they don't die in this one

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Re: Vertigo

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But in another?!

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Re: Vertigo

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Re: Vertigo

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Re: Vertigo

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Fortunately, he wears a crash helmet.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Re: Vertigo

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Safety first!

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Re: Vertigo

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Too many years ago, I was in a café where two female police officers sat down. As much as I wished the story involved:
Imageand a
I never believed the letters I read here, until one day. . . .
letter.

Instead, I noticed one of them kept banging her back against the wall. It took me a bit to figure it out. I happened to have a ruler, which I lent her, and she happily used it to scratch her back underneath her bullet-proof vest.

"It's not like this is going to stop anything they'll shoot me with. They'll just dig around until they find the serial number and know, 'Hey! Guess that was Jennifer!'"

So at least with the hat they will be able to tell to whom the horrible two blocks of "splat" belongs.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Re: Vertigo

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That almost reads like something out of Fight Club.

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Re: Vertigo

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hard hat, not crash helmet. Jesus.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Vertigo

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Inseam is too long. Needs to be shortened up by about 2 inches.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: Vertigo

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"Lack of pussy make you brave!"

--Reggie Hammond, 48hrs

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Re: Vertigo

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Could be a nightmare. (I just hope it hasn't already been posted…) :mrgreen:

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:mrgreen:

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Re: Vertigo

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World's deepest pool. Not quite vertigo, more like asphyxiation.
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That was uncomfortable to watch.

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So he's in a pool of water ... what's so uncomfortable about that? Think of it as a second womb. Kinda like (insert Mom joke here).
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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