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Doctor X
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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:14 pm

Got cold cocked?

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Re: Japan

Post by silverdrake » Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:53 pm

Doctor X wrote:Got cold cocked?

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Weenie shrinker wading.

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Re: Japan

Post by Witness » Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:26 pm

Shrinker?

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Re: Japan

Post by silverdrake » Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:28 pm

My goodness :shock:

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Re: Japan

Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:33 am

My guess is that she is at a Shinto fertility festival.
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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:07 am

. . . or a cosplay of a children's anime. . . .

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Japan

Post by Witness » Thu Jan 16, 2014 3:21 am

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Re: Japan

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 16, 2014 11:55 pm

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Re: Japan

Post by Witness » Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:49 pm

Our Japanology experts will perhaps be interested by this little translation game: English --> Japanese --> English --> &c. until one hits a fixed point (or is sucked in by a cycle):
http://www.translationparty.com/

Sometimes the end result is quite koan-like, e. g. I got "Sleep is the other side of the mountain". :D

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Re: Japan

Post by grayman » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:34 pm

A Japanese porn star at 76.
"Elder-porn" is a burgeoning industry in a nation that features the world's oldest population and ranks second (behind the U.S.) in the personal consumption of pornography. Japan is also ranked one of the most sexless societies on the planet. A recent study also ranked Japanese couples as among the world's most sexless.

Industry executives say proceeds from elder porn — mostly featuring older men and younger women — have doubled in recent years to represent nearly one-fifth of Japan's $1-billion-a-year adult film business.
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Re: Japan

Post by ed » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:44 pm

Not sure what it is, just that it's Japanese.

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Re: Japan

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:49 pm

Witness wrote:Our Japanology experts will perhaps be interested by this little translation game: English --> Japanese --> English --> &c. until one hits a fixed point (or is sucked in by a cycle):
http://www.translationparty.com/

Sometimes the end result is quite koan-like, e. g. I got "Sleep is the other side of the mountain". :D
Fun toy. Sometimes I like to take sentences and run it through multiple translators (i.e. English to French to Korean to Urdu back to English) just to see what comes out.

I tried "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner" with this one and this is what came out.

"The Oscar Mayer deli Weiner! Like"

Sounds like it wants you to like it on Facebook.
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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:43 am

機械翻訳はあまり役に立たない。
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:42 am

You want school children to abuse you with squid?

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Japan

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:45 am

なぜ、深刻なですか?
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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:53 am

僕の男のたちに川ですね!

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Japan

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:53 am

私のスプーンが大きすぎます
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Re: Japan

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:57 am

一緒にが映画を見ませんか?

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Japan

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:13 am

水曜日のが来る。あなたのコートを持っていましたか?
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Re: Japan

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Jan 24, 2014 4:05 am

:nope
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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