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OK, I open this tentative thread.

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Adverts for Pictures of the Sexiest Russian Girls abound on FB.
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The tank driver is a newbie. She just finished school.
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Rob Lister wrote:The tank driver is a newbie. She just finished school.
For Pitty's Sake!

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Did you get permission from Gram to post his picture?

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Doctor X wrote:Did you get permission from Gram to post his picture?

--J.D.
Yeah, is free country.

Now, in Soviet Russia...
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Grammatron wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Did you get permission from Gram to post his picture?
Yeah, is free country.

Now, in Soviet Russia...
Picture posts you.

No wait . . .






Permission pictures you . . . posting . . . no . . . wait.





Let me get back to you.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
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Good news: Bigfoot is well, just emigrated (too much spied on, certainly).

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You have to watch the whole thing! :lol:

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I've been there, don't that. :)
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:What's the biggie? I guess you just aren't used to what public transit is like. :BigGrin3:
Yep, so sorry to be a hillbilly…
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:It could be any big city with public transit. New York, Chicago, Paris, Mexico City, etc.
Nope, look more carefully, please.
To sharpen your inspection senses, another map which could interest you (London Tube, sort of): Link
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New trend in Russian wedding photos.

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A Red Wedding?







What?

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Witness wrote:New trend in Russian wedding photos.

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A Michael Bay production
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Как не надо снимать свадьбу
Вот что происходит, когда дурной вкус и плохой Photoshop соединяются в вечной любви.
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(I actually like that picture a lot!)
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Witness wrote:
Как не надо снимать свадьбу
Вот что происходит, когда дурной вкус и плохой Photoshop соединяются в вечной любви.
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(I actually like that picture a lot!)
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Sweet memories:
Kvas
(Russian fermented rye beverage)

Kvas (квас) is an ancient and beloved beverage from Slavic Europe. While it is basically a low-alcohol beer, it is enjoyed as a soft drink, even by small children. Factory-made versions have been available for some time and many are quite good. But homemade will always be best. Often spelled "kvass."
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In Russia . . . rail trains you.

No . . . wait . . .

. . . car rails you . . . no that is shit . . . let me get back to you.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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Witness wrote:Sweet memories:
Kvas
(Russian fermented rye beverage)

Kvas (квас) is an ancient and beloved beverage from Slavic Europe. While it is basically a low-alcohol beer, it is enjoyed as a soft drink, even by small children. Factory-made versions have been available for some time and many are quite good. But homemade will always be best. Often spelled "kvass."
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Recipe
Can't find the good stuff in US.
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Driver has been detained for ruining suspension of Russian army truck.
Such potential!
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“Alaska Back to Russia” Petition
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A petition to secede from the Union and join Russia is circulating in Alaska. It gained 10,000 signatures in a three day period, if it gets 100,000 the White House is obliged to respond.

According to the petition:

“Groups Siberian russians crossed the Isthmus (now the Bering Strait) 16-10 thousand years ago. Russian began to settle on the Arctic coast, Aleuts inhabited the Aleutian Archipelago. First visited Alaska August 21, 1732, members of the team boat St. Gabriel »under the surveyor Gvozdev and assistant navigator I. Fedorov during the expedition Shestakov and DI Pavlutski 1729-1735 years…Vote for secession of Alaska from the United States and joining Russia.”
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Why the White House is "obliged" to respond to popular stupidity is beyond me.

Apparently, they have nothing better to do.

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Doctor X wrote:Why the White House is "obliged" to respond to popular stupidity is beyond me.

Apparently, they have nothing better to do.

--J.D.

White house petitions?

It's a self-imposed "obligation".

They don't have to respond in the affirmative of course.




Their own idea. But, it seems to have been a poor one, as joke petitions or batshit crazy ones seem to outnumber serious ones.

And for that matter, I think they have been too dismissive of even serious ones. I'm not aware of a single one that has led to anything of substance.
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You guys should sell it to Canada. You can have Quebec in trade.
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Response: "We will study your proposal".
Translation: "We will feed your proposal to a goat."
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When Putin rears his head...
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Somebody has to post it.


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Studying the proposal…
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I've never been to Russia. I'd like to spend five nights in Moscow. I bet it's really good. Perhaps I might even have a wank there. A memorable one.
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"Pioneer camp" – Cthulhu theme?
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I don't where this was taken, but it's funny.

Some good trolling in the comments. One guy writes "Only in Obama's America" and a whole bunch of people respond like it's a serious comment.

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