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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:29 pm

Witness wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 10:57 pm
Florida man has crabs.
What a great place to live.

The food just comes running to you. :Hungry2:
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:31 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:29 pm
The food just comes running to you. :Hungry2:
Not sure they're always edible. :|

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:33 pm

Witness wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:31 pm
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sun Aug 18, 2019 11:29 pm
The food just comes running to you. :Hungry2:
Not sure they're always edible. :|
Pretty sure they go into the pot along with the crawdads and trilobites.

Better ask ed to be on the safe side. 8)
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:00 am

↑ Some grow up in polluted places. A lot have parasites (harmless, but unappetizing). They eat carrion. And you have to let them "filter" for up to a month before eating them.

Here's a description of the culinary properties of the similar Red Land Crab:
They do not carry much meat individually, and what ‘soft body’ they have beneath their very tough can-puncture-car-tires exoskeleton(s) is dilute and watery (perhaps like sea-urchin sushi) such that there’s very little taste or nutrition. The claw meat is the ‘best,’ and it’s not very substantive. Could spice it up or soup/stew it, maybe.
https://www.quora.com/Can-you-eat-land-crabs

Bon appétit! :mrgreen:

I'll ask ed when he has found his crawdads – starting to believe more in his trilobites.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:11 am

Not much meat on 'em, but lots of 'em.

Into the pot they go. :coolspecs:
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:26 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:11 am
Not much meat on 'em, but lots of 'em.

Into the pot they go. :coolspecs:
Umkay, waiting for the picture. :twisted:

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by robinson » Mon Aug 19, 2019 4:22 pm

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Won't somebody think of The Children™? :(
"How do you tell a 10-year-old little girl who got a Ruger 10/22 with a pink stock for her birthday that her rifle is an assault weapon and she has to turn it over to government or be arrested for felony possession?" Hammer asked at the meeting.
https://www.newsweek.com/nra-says-new-f ... ys-1454841

:lmao:
You tell her the truth. That politicians are making it illegal for her to own a gun, shoot a gun, and using the full force of the police and state to enforce this. While at the same time the very same politicians and government can't enforce existing bans on guns in Chicago and any other crime infested shit hole city, where violent evil criminals kill people every goddamn day with illegal guns. And rob them, and rape them, and beat them, and that when you no longer can own a gun, those same criminals will have guns, and they will know law abiding people won't, so night night honey and sleep well.

Daddy will be watching over you with a baseball bat. So when armed criminals show up, Daddy will be dead and they will rape and kill you, thanks to the politicians. And the scum hole cops that enforce their illegal laws and want to end our constitution and way of life.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by sparks » Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:48 pm

Wow.

Back on the Ritalin robinson and stat!

Well, what the fuck. Everyone's entitled to a dumbshit rant every now and then. :)
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:04 pm

sparks wrote:
Mon Aug 19, 2019 7:48 pm
... Everyone's entitled to a dumbshit rant every now and then. :)
And what better venue, am I right? :mrgreen:
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:10 am

Have you noticed the mysterious "DJ"? If he would post Abdul could greet him… :)

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:38 pm

Witness wrote:
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Have you noticed the mysterious "DJ"? If he would post Abdul could greet him… :)
That's why he doesn't post. Just Too Creepy.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:40 pm

Witness wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:10 am
Have you noticed the mysterious "DJ"? If he would post Abdul could greet him… :)
:?
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:03 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:40 pm
Witness wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:10 am
Have you noticed the mysterious "DJ"? If he would post Abdul could greet him… :)
:?
Let it go. He'll leave if you welcome him.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Tue Aug 20, 2019 4:23 pm

what he said
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:52 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:40 pm
Witness wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 1:10 am
Have you noticed the mysterious "DJ"? If he would post Abdul could greet him… :)
:?
Abdul isn't quite woke these days. Must be the toll of retirement… :twisted:




Florida Man Busted With Ecstasy Shaped Like Trump's Head

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:56 pm

Isn't that the alleged "love drug"? 8)
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by robinson » Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:11 pm

No. MDMA is the love drug
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by solely » Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:33 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:56 pm
Isn't that the alleged "love drug"? 8)
Looks like he could use a little.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:09 pm

Having used said drug, I can say for sure it the love drug. It is wonderful. You'll never feel better. But is not practical for everyday use; it doesn't work the second day. In short, you cannot become addicted. The hangover lasts days. You essentially used up all your store of endorphins. You feel awful for days.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by robinson » Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:10 pm

MDMA also causes brain damage over time.

It's why there are no longer any regular users.
You never know what's going to happen, then some shit happens nobody saw coming, then later somebody says they knew it was coming, then some new shit happens nobody saw coming, rinse and repeat