Why Florida is an awsome place to live

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Floridians want the old people to die
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Easy there kimosabe.
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↑ Floridians want to keep their tax base.
Meanwhile ...

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Left Fort Myers Beach yesterday afternoon in 87 degree sunshine... arrived back in Chicago 24 hours later in snow with no sun in sight.

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You passed my house, more or less.
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ed wrote:
Mon Mar 23, 2020 1:49 am
You passed my house, more or less.
I did see one of your friends...

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Florida residents pack into megachurch after pastor promises cure for coronavirus

While scientists and doctors are urging people to social-distance to stop the spread of the coronavirus, one Florida megachurch bucked the trend to host their own service on Sunday that packed people in with a dangerous crowd.

The River Church in Tampa was packed with people looking for hope, TMZ reported Sunday. Pastor Rodney Howard-Browne has denounced the social distancing claiming that he can cure the coronavirus just like he did with the Zika virus (which still exists).

Howard-Browne promised his flock that he would never close the church, regardless of what scientists and doctors say.

“We are not stopping anything. I’ve got news for you, this church will never close. The only time the church will close is when the Rapture is taking place,” he said two weeks ago.

Many churches are still doing their services, but have taken it to stream video where people can watch on YouTube or Facebook on Sunday mornings from the safety of their own homes.

“We brought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place, and uh, if somebody walks through the door it’s like, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze, it shoots it down at like 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds. We have the most sterile building in, I don’t know, all of America,” he said, promising his church was clean.
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/florid ... ronavirus/

Machines? Florida Man™ needs no stinkin' machines, he's naturally immune to any feeble virus, having been raised in the swamps wrestling gators, biting pythons and feeding on trilobites.

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I think that Gov. DeSantis needs to start issuing alligators to public use for this purpose.
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Every single VA hospital in Florida just ordered a refrigerated morgue trailer

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What the title says.

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Witness wrote:
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:00 am
Every single VA hospital in Florida just ordered a refrigerated morgue trailer
What the title says.
Cropped the picture to fit with the title.

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↑ Well spotted. It's a Reuters stock picture:

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But taken in Fla!!!
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