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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by robinson » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:41 pm

Don't let Ed fool you, it's brutal right now in Florida.

It's like 64 degrees right now.

It's horrible.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by jacks » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:43 pm

robinson wrote:Don't let Ed fool you, it's brutal right now in Florida.

It's like 64 degrees right now.

It's horrible.

dipshit

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:51 pm

robinson wrote:Don't let Ed fool you, it's brutal right now in Florida.

It's like 64 degrees right now.

It's horrible.
I know. The temperature plummeted like 15 degrees.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:59 pm

ed wrote:
robinson wrote:Don't let Ed fool you, it's brutal right now in Florida.

It's like 64 degrees right now.

It's horrible.
I know. The temperature plummeted like 15 degrees.
Are you okay? Did you have to break out a sweater?

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:30 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
ed wrote:
robinson wrote:Don't let Ed fool you, it's brutal right now in Florida.

It's like 64 degrees right now.

It's horrible.
I know. The temperature plummeted like 15 degrees.
Are you okay? Did you have to break out a sweater?
No, we made it ok, thanks for asking.

I had to swap out my gay boy short shorts for Bermuda's though. Needed the extra coverage.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by robinson » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:06 pm

You must be in the middle part, where it also rained and all.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:48 pm

Oh, ed!
Daily News wrote:
Florida teen girl busted for organizing prostitution ring of students

“Why pimp out old hoes when I have fresh young hoes I can give up for money?” De Armas wrote in a Facebook message, which she used to set up the illicit transactions, to her business partner. “As long as I’m getting paid I’m trafficking all these (expletive).”
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nationa ... -1.2023157 :lol:

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Wed Nov 26, 2014 3:13 pm

Ahhhhhhh ..... Florida!!!

Home of youth entrepreneurship.

Sarasota too. Makes me proud.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Nov 26, 2014 6:37 pm

ed has granted me a 1/4 acre lot on his property. Right on the lake. 30 year lease. Rights to egress, ingress, and a small dock for minor permit-free fishing. I will build my tiny house. I will have solar panels on my roof. I will counsel his wife in matters marital. It will be good.

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:33 am

Hampton, Fla
NYT wrote:So many speeding tickets were churned out for so many years and with such brazenness that this city of 477 residents came under scrutiny — and not just for revenue raising with a radar gun. Now, Hampton, an 89-year-old city, is fighting legislative momentum to wipe it off the map, after a state audit last month uncovered reams of financial irregularities, shoddy record-keeping and missing funds.

The state attorney, the Florida Department of Law Enforcement and the Bradford County Sheriff’s Office recently opened a criminal investigation, focusing primarily on the actions of the city’s three former full-time employees — the city clerk, the maintenance operator and the police chief.

“If half of this is remotely true, they’ve used the city as a personal pocketbook,” said the Bradford County sheriff, Gordon Smith, who routinely butted heads with John Hodges, Hampton’s police chief.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/11/us/ne ... .html?_r=3

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Witness » Sun Nov 30, 2014 2:48 am

Brobible.com wrote:A fisherman in Fort Pierce, Florida just reeled in what he thought was a giant lobster. As it turns out, it’s a gigantic fucking mantis shrimp that is big enough to eat your dog, your neighbor’s dog, and probably every dog in the neighborhood…HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT THING!
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And here's a nice documentary on those beasties (thieved from the same site):
[youtube]F5FEj9U-CJM[/youtube]

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by Tiosylanyl » Sun Nov 30, 2014 4:31 am

Witness wrote:
Brobible.com wrote:A fisherman in Fort Pierce, Florida just reeled in what he thought was a giant lobster. As it turns out, it’s a gigantic fucking mantis shrimp that is big enough to eat your dog, your neighbor’s dog, and probably every dog in the neighborhood…HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT THING!
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:08 pm

I am on it!!!
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Nov 30, 2014 11:48 pm

MARY ESTHER, Fla. — A Florida man told police he shot his mother with a gun and a bow-and-arrow and then stabbed her Sunday because he claimed she "stole his diamonds and also gave his father cancer," authorities said.

The Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office received a call at 2:48 a.m. Sunday reporting a man knocking over Christmas decorations and yelling at another person. When deputies arrived, they found 65-year-old Gloria Watkins slumped forward in a chair with arrows protruding from her head.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by ed » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:37 am

So?
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by robinson » Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:43 am

People who don't live in Florida think it's full of crazy shit happening. All the time.

But they ignore facts like Florida doesn't have any school shootings. Or Ferguson.
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by grayman » Mon Dec 01, 2014 2:34 am

Man reports home ablaze; fire dept. turns him away
A Plantation man ran barefoot from his home to the closest fire station, about four houses away. Banging on the door, he hollered: My house is on fire!

But Neville Morrison, 67, was turned away by an emergency medical technician, who insisted he call 911 by phone and not report the fire in person, fire officials said.

"I said, 'I have no phone,' " Morrison recounted. "I said, 'You can see the blaze coming out of the roof of my house.' He told me twice to call 911, and then he closed the door with me standing outside."
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Re: Why Florida is an awsome place to live

Post by WildCat » Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:07 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
MARY ESTHER, Fla. — A Florida man told police he shot his mother with a gun and a bow-and-arrow and then stabbed her Sunday because he claimed she "stole his diamonds and also gave his father cancer," authorities said.

The Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office received a call at 2:48 a.m. Sunday reporting a man knocking over Christmas decorations and yelling at another person. When deputies arrived, they found 65-year-old Gloria Watkins slumped forward in a chair with arrows protruding from her head.
Sounds like justifiable homicide to me.
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