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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:25 pm

Reminds me of Simpsons


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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:13 am

Yeah OK, we're all free here and no rules against giraffe porn.

But did you have to? :evil:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:29 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:13 am
Yeah OK, we're all free here and no rules against giraffe porn.

But did you have to? :evil:
You have a giraffe fetish? Now, now… :mrgreen:




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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:06 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Dec 16, 2018 12:54 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Dec 16, 2018 1:20 am

Too much awesomeness:

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Many more:

https://imgur.com/a/uN3wCyX
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:15 pm

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Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Dec 17, 2018 12:02 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Dec 21, 2018 12:47 pm

Here's one of those "megapixel" (gigapixel?) panarama photos from the top of a building in Shanghai.

http://www.bigpixel.cn/t/5834170785f26b37002af46d
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:28 am

Wrong thread?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:37 am

4 or 8 do you suppose?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:43 am

sparks wrote:
Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:37 am
4 or 8 do you suppose?
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Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Dec 23, 2018 1:53 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:09 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.