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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:46 pm

https://apnews.com/a8c1d60be2b04f6d9351631813da7723
A Pennsylvania man says his emotional support alligator helps him deal with his depression.

Joie Henney, 65, said his registered emotional support animal named Wally likes to snuggle and give hugs, despite being a 5-foot-long alligator. The York Haven man said he received approval from his doctor to use Wally as his emotional support animal after not wanting to go on medication for depression, he told Philly.com .
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:48 pm

He will eventually be cured of his condition.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:51 pm

Does that mean he has the right to take it in an airplane?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:40 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:51 pm
Does that mean he has the right to take it in an airplane?
Of course. And you're a bigot if you even question that. :evil:

I'm going to take my emotional support cobra with me. 8)
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Post by Giz » Sun Jan 27, 2019 3:24 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:40 am
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:51 pm
Does that mean he has the right to take it in an airplane?
Of course. And you're a bigot if you even question that. :evil:

I'm going to take my emotional support cobra with me. 8)
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Post by sparks » Tue Jan 29, 2019 3:26 am

Funny as hell, but very close to blasphemy... :)
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:23 am

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Post by shemp » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:29 am

It's a biography of Gram's mom.
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:24 am

Yes, volume one in a 273 volume series . . .

. . . with supplements.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:01 am

Unlike Doctor X's Mom's Slut series: The Never Ending Story.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:44 am

Looks fake.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:10 pm

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Well, it isn't nsfw but it sort of looks like it might be.
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