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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Mar 01, 2019 2:38 am

This cartoon speaks to me...

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Fri Mar 01, 2019 2:41 am

No shit Nyar.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Fri Mar 01, 2019 2:43 am

:oops:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri Mar 01, 2019 4:35 am

Kids fucking.

Just wrong.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri Mar 01, 2019 10:00 am


Does not really fit the Sorry to Make You Cry thread. Had wanted to torment Gram's Mom with a "HA U SUK LA FAKERS SUK HA" thread but the Celtics are setting records for under performance which is a euphemism for "and the horse she road in on."

The Official Boston Championship Drought is NEARLY a month long!

Did I mention the Pats won a SB?

I think kittens were involved.
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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:07 am

I just knew that Lucas couldn't be trusted!!
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:15 am

Yeah, you have to go twenty-five miles to see it?!




What?

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:17 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 7:15 am
Yeah, you have to go twenty-five miles to see it?!




What?

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You sure you wanna see it?
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Post by Witness » Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:10 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 03, 2019 6:12 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2019 11:17 pm
You sure you wanna see it?
I have seen Gram's Mom.





For science, of course.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:16 pm

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Mar 03, 2019 5:22 pm

Witness wrote:
Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:10 am
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Looks real enough, but I'd hate to be the guy who tamed the first one, let alone broke it to harness.
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Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:17 pm

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:13 am

sparks wrote:
Sun Mar 03, 2019 5:22 pm
Witness wrote:
Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:10 am
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Looks real enough, but I'd hate to be the guy who tamed the first one, let alone broke it to harness.
I think the key is to raise it from a calf. You can tame almost any wild animal if you raise it from a baby.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by ed » Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:26 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Mon Mar 04, 2019 12:13 am
sparks wrote:
Sun Mar 03, 2019 5:22 pm
Witness wrote:
Sun Mar 03, 2019 1:10 am
Image
Looks real enough, but I'd hate to be the guy who tamed the first one, let alone broke it to harness.
I think the key is to raise it from a calf. You can tame almost any wild animal if you raise it from a baby.

https://blog.nationalgeographic.org/201 ... e-a-moose/
But at what price to it's self respect. :x
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Mar 04, 2019 1:16 am

Indeed. Well, I'm not endorsing the practice, just noting how it's typically done.
People have managed to tame some very dangerous animals, like lions and tigers that way. And elephants. Occasionally even the "tame" ones go on a rampage for some reason. So it's not 100% foolproof.
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