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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Mar 04, 2019 2:53 am

↑ Yup, "tame" is a slightly fuzzy concept. There are way more accidents with cattle or dogs than with, say, rats. Yet people fear rats more than dogs. Ergo, we need more snakes:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:09 am

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Yes, I found a stash looking for one earlier.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Grammatron » Mon Mar 04, 2019 9:22 am

"Found"

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Mar 04, 2019 10:00 am

To be fair it took . . .

. . .

. . .

. . . wait for it . . .

. . . Your M Seventeen Days!

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Mar 05, 2019 11:33 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Mar 05, 2019 3:03 pm

Witness wrote:
Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:58 am

https://i.imgur.com/YMcO9sr.gifv
Hope the animal got out/rescued...
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Mar 05, 2019 11:45 pm

I imagine Sisyphus happy. . . .

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:43 am

This has been used and seen before, but it is still good:

"Doesn't believe in God and is still a very good boy."
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Mar 10, 2019 6:11 pm

Indeed.

It's on everyone's agenda.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:10 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:15 am

Witness wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 10:23 pm
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What the hell does a ruminant need with those fangs?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:29 am

sparks wrote:
Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:15 am
What the hell does a ruminant need with those fangs?
Same as antlers.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Mar 11, 2019 12:46 am

Battling robo-deer.

Fuck.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Mar 11, 2019 4:49 am

File this under "Too Much Free Time":



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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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