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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Mar 16, 2019 2:50 am

What are "boy toys" in this context?

Something "edible" served by Mickey Dee's in Japan? :p
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:56 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:58 am

Stupid bird. Never fly low over a caracal.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:11 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:35 pm

This is going in my will

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Post by shemp » Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:55 am

You'd think they would have evolved some manners by now.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:23 pm

I don't know why these comics make me laugh but they do.
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If you want to see more search for Strange Planet or Nathan Pyle or Pyle Comics.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:26 pm

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Stray dog after haircut.

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Intelligent design is a terrible thing. :|

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:33 am

I imagine that if humans disappeared tomorrow, some breeds of dogs would simply go extinct because they are not adapted to survive as wild animals.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:06 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Tue Mar 19, 2019 12:33 am
I imagine that if humans disappeared tomorrow, some breeds of dogs would simply go extinct because they are not adapted to survive as wild animals.
I think lots would. English Bulldog is one example. They die in the hot sun or snow. They can't swim. Mold grows in their face flaps. They can't fight. They insist on being fed promptly at 6 am and 6 pm. They sleep 23 hours a day. Nothing wakes them. They snore like a diesel truck with a bad muffler. Other than being adorable to people like me, they have no survival traits.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:01 am

https://i.imgur.com/1ZJEA3N.gifv

Must be ed's daughter. :mrgreen:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Thu Mar 21, 2019 2:36 am

I want to be where that gator is.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:41 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by ed » Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:09 am

Witness wrote:
Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:01 am

https://i.imgur.com/1ZJEA3N.gifv

Must be ed's daughter. :mrgreen:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:47 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by xouper » Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:15 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:47 pm
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Are you mocking me?

Apparently I should stop playing that game here on this forum, posting supporting (or rebuttal) links to other people's posts for the benefit of the lurkers here.

Is that what you are trying to tell me? That I should stop doing that?

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Mar 22, 2019 9:10 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.