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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:44 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:37 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:24 am

Witness wrote:
Mon Apr 01, 2019 2:26 am
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"When I was a young warthooooooooog......"
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:25 am

I like this theory.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Apr 02, 2019 6:02 am

Sort of like "I'm Never Gonna Give You Up" and "Every Breath You Take" from different perspective.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:20 pm

I don't know how to embed this, but it's pretty cool:

This Amazon Mothership is Terrifying as Hell, Even If It's Completely Fake
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:39 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Tue Apr 02, 2019 5:20 pm
I don't know how to embed this, but it's pretty cool:

This Amazon Mothership is Terrifying as Hell, Even If It's Completely Fake

Even if it were real, I am not sure why anyone thinks I should be terrified
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Giz » Tue Apr 02, 2019 7:44 pm

Yeah, when people call that “dystopian“, I just think that they have a low bar for what constitutes a dystopia.

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Post by Witness » Fri Apr 05, 2019 3:15 am

The (admittedly ugly) Masked lapwing:

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Seems innocent enough, but:
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Other birds have claws on their "hands" too. 8)

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Post by sparks » Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:45 pm

Fucking dinosaurs! :)
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Post by asthmatic camel » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:08 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:26 pm

Deep but gross thought of the day.

Everybody is fascinated with the metamorphosis of a caterpillar into a butterfly. No one at all appreciates the metamorphosis of a maggot into a fly.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:56 pm

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:26 pm
Deep but gross thought of the day.

Everybody is fascinated with the metamorphosis of a caterpillar into a butterfly. No one at all appreciates the metamorphosis of a maggot into a fly.
A perfect example of IID (Intelligent Icky Design). :P
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Apr 05, 2019 11:56 pm

https://boingboing.net/2019/04/04/bald- ... ash-f.html
It is raining trash in the suburbs of Seattle. Or, rather, bald eagles – around 200 of them – are dropping trash into people's yards every day, and the suburbanites are not happy.

The trash – including a blood-filled biohazard container that landed in one lucky resident's yard – is coming from a nearby landfill that takes in two tons of fresh trash a day. The bald eagles pick out the juicy morsels of food found in the landfill, and then discard the junk that they don't want in the nearby neighborhoods.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:05 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:33 am

:freedom:



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The toothed suckers of the Giant Squid (a) and the hooked suckers of the Colossal Squid (b).