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When I was little, horses terrified me.

Our neighbors had two ponies. One of them was a sweet little chestnut horse called Pumpkin. Pumpkin never scared me much. He wouldn't hurt a fly. The other one was a great big cunt of a horse named Princess. Princess was a lot bigger than Pumpkin and she was mean. Not a friendly horse at all. I saw her kick or bite Pumpkin more than once and I could tell that she didn't like me. That horse trying to bite that guy's ear off reminds me of Princess.
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Anaxagoras wrote:
Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:02 am
When I was little, horses terrified me.

Our neighbors had two ponies. One of them was a sweet little chestnut horse called Pumpkin. Pumpkin never scared me much. He wouldn't hurt a fly. The other one was a great big cunt of a horse named Princess. Princess was a lot bigger than Pumpkin and she was mean. Not a friendly horse at all. I saw her kick or bite Pumpkin more than once and I could tell that she didn't like me. That horse trying to bite that guy's ear off reminds me of Princess.
My grandparents, with whom I lived, had horses when I was a kid. There was one pony they had (whom I don't recall having any other name than Pony. But I guess since we lived in the desert, having no name was kind of fitting). That little bastard was the meanest horse I ever met. He bit, he kicked. I could ride him, but when he decided he didn't want to be ridden anymore he WOULD get rid of my fat ass. Sometimes by bucking me off, more often by stopping suddenly and dipping his head down so I tumbled off the front. Horses can be mean sons of bitches sometimes.
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Notice that orange cone in the horse gif. I think that cone is supposed to be there as a warning to not get close to that horse's stall. The guy unfortunately passed on the wrong side of the cone.
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What that fucker needs is for someone who knows what their doing to ride it at a fast gallop to within an inch of it's heart exploding.

Or, just drop it with a .45 hollow point.


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Well, I expect they do have their uses. After all, horseshit is good for gardening and when they get too fuckin' uppity, you can feed 'em to the dogs!

To be fair to our equine brethren, they're not all assholes. But the ones who are really need to be culled, no question. Unless, of course, they are rainbow colored and shit Skittles.

Then that'd be a different thing altogether. :)
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And glue.

We all need glue.

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Especially teh Childrenz, who love to eat it.

We must think of the glue eating childrenz.
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Stupid cunt missed a perfect opportunity to hug a dolphin. Because 'I'm important and we're filming for NatGeo' and shit. Only thing that would've been better is if the dolphin had nosed her beaver robustly.

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sparks wrote:
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Stupid cunt missed a perfect opportunity to hug a dolphin. Because 'I'm important and we're filming for NatGeo' and shit. Only thing that would've been better is if the dolphin had nosed her beaver robustly.

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Dolphin looks dead. I think a gaffer shoved a stuffed fish at her.
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BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA....

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I thought "hug the dolphin" was a slang metaphor. :BigGrin3:
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