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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:33 pm

Captain wrote:
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Grammatron wrote:
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Watch at your own risk
Time for a new rule! :x
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 21, 2019 1:14 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:35 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:46 pm

So much wrong :nope
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:59 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Sun Jul 21, 2019 3:35 pm
[Tasmanian devil tweet]
The poor beasts, apart from having an awful character and being constantly pissed off, also suffer from "Devil facial tumour disease (DFTD) [, ] an aggressive non-viral clonally transmissible cancer".
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Clearly gOD hates them. :(

(But they are starting to develop resistance to that horror.)



So let's have some soothing natural imagery:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:57 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:32 am

A baboon?
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:57 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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A baboon?
A cuddly little one.

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Would you go after it?
Spoiler:
They are completely vegan.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:21 pm

At my age it's probably not worth it; my scrotum is hanging around my ankles already...

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Trolling his pal:


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Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Jul 24, 2019 9:42 am

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Jul 26, 2019 10:13 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Jul 27, 2019 5:45 am

Worse than a cat!
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:17 pm

You can't play catch with a cat.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jul 30, 2019 1:23 pm

What a legend
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Oh, I see. I wouldn't have asked for a correction, but OK.
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