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Resembles Walt, doesn't he? :)
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Well, perhaps by some very wide definitions of "cat."
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Easy, open the trap and let the coyote food go.
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Fid wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:47 pm
 Easy, open the trap and let the coyote food go.
I beg your pardon? :evil:

https://www.cooks.com/recipe/9t07i0u0/s ... aters.html
1 fat possum
Salt & pepper
2 cloves garlic
2 c. water
5 strips bacon
2 lg. onions
1 tbsp. celery leaves
1 lg. can mushrooms
5 lg. sweet taters, cut in halves
3 tbsp. lard
1 tbsp. chopped parsley

Nail head of possum to a board, just a little larger than the possum. Skin it. Make paste of lard, salt, pepper and rub over entire possum. ...
:Hungry2:

Note: The recipe does not say whether the possum is kilt before having its head nailed to a board. :notsure:
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Anyone up for some Spanish language Batman fanfic? :lmao:

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Jesus Fucking Christ Abdul, keep that shit out of here! :D
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Third edition.

Must be a bestseller. :)
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If you must post gay Spanish fiction, I don't want you getting any raunchier than The Prick of the Picador.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:08 pm
Fid wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:47 pm
 Easy, open the trap and let the coyote food go.
I beg your pardon? :evil:

https://www.cooks.com/recipe/9t07i0u0/s ... aters.html
1 fat possum
Salt & pepper
2 cloves garlic
2 c. water
5 strips bacon
2 lg. onions
1 tbsp. celery leaves
1 lg. can mushrooms
5 lg. sweet taters, cut in halves
3 tbsp. lard
1 tbsp. chopped parsley

Nail head of possum to a board, just a little larger than the possum. Skin it. Make paste of lard, salt, pepper and rub over entire possum. ...
:Hungry2:

Note: The recipe does not say whether the possum is kilt before having its head nailed to a board. :notsure:
Ya see here's the problem they ain't no such a thing as a "fat 'possum". Irish O'possums eat worms, cat shit and dead yankees that crawled under the veranda a century ago. In order to get a "fat 'possum" one would need to cage the critter up for a year or so feeding it on cornbread and butter milk but of course by that time it might as well be a cat.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:29 am
 Anyone up for some Spanish language Batman fanfic? :lmao:

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Techniki masturbacji między Batmanem a Robinem.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Could somehow be considered
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