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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:21 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Nov 17, 2019 5:26 pm

Resembles Walt, doesn't he? :)
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:40 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:46 pm

Well, perhaps by some very wide definitions of "cat."
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:47 pm

Easy, open the trap and let the coyote food go.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:08 pm

Fid wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:47 pm
 Easy, open the trap and let the coyote food go.
I beg your pardon? :evil:

https://www.cooks.com/recipe/9t07i0u0/s ... aters.html
1 fat possum
Salt & pepper
2 cloves garlic
2 c. water
5 strips bacon
2 lg. onions
1 tbsp. celery leaves
1 lg. can mushrooms
5 lg. sweet taters, cut in halves
3 tbsp. lard
1 tbsp. chopped parsley

Nail head of possum to a board, just a little larger than the possum. Skin it. Make paste of lard, salt, pepper and rub over entire possum. ...
:Hungry2:

Note: The recipe does not say whether the possum is kilt before having its head nailed to a board. :notsure:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:29 am

Anyone up for some Spanish language Batman fanfic? :lmao:

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by shemp » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:46 am

Jesus Fucking Christ Abdul, keep that shit out of here! :D
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:56 am

Third edition.

Must be a bestseller. :)
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Post by shemp » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:08 am

If you must post gay Spanish fiction, I don't want you getting any raunchier than The Prick of the Picador.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Tue Nov 19, 2019 4:45 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:08 pm
Fid wrote: ↑
Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:47 pm
 Easy, open the trap and let the coyote food go.
I beg your pardon? :evil:

https://www.cooks.com/recipe/9t07i0u0/s ... aters.html
1 fat possum
Salt & pepper
2 cloves garlic
2 c. water
5 strips bacon
2 lg. onions
1 tbsp. celery leaves
1 lg. can mushrooms
5 lg. sweet taters, cut in halves
3 tbsp. lard
1 tbsp. chopped parsley

Nail head of possum to a board, just a little larger than the possum. Skin it. Make paste of lard, salt, pepper and rub over entire possum. ...
:Hungry2:

Note: The recipe does not say whether the possum is kilt before having its head nailed to a board. :notsure:
Ya see here's the problem they ain't no such a thing as a "fat 'possum". Irish O'possums eat worms, cat shit and dead yankees that crawled under the veranda a century ago. In order to get a "fat 'possum" one would need to cage the critter up for a year or so feeding it on cornbread and butter milk but of course by that time it might as well be a cat.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Fid » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:23 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑
Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:29 am
 Anyone up for some Spanish language Batman fanfic? :lmao:

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Me Español ain't that good but "how to have a wank?"
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 19, 2019 3:15 pm

Techniki masturbacji między Batmanem a Robinem.

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Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:56 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:30 pm

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:54 pm

Could somehow be considered
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