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Looks like the national hero of Czechoslovakia relied on spell-check.

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Nyar ==> :figamagee:
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"Distance of the radius".

Yea. Right.

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Yeah.

But I knew what the meant.
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sparks wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:46 am
 "Distance of the radius".

Yea. Right.

Fucking idiots.
You think you're so smart, but when The Big One drops they will be helping themselves to warm yummy pizza while you are grubbing around in the ruins for cold Spaghettios in dented cans. :)
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:lmao: Yea, you're right of course. But after the Big One drops, eating out of cans will be the safest thing to do. Not that I'd want to live through such a scenario of course.
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sparks wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:06 pm
 Yea, you're right of course.
Thank you.

You need to say that more often. Feels good. :)
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Oh, now you're being a prig. I'm trying to be a better person AA, but don't push it. :)
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:04 am
 they will be helping themselves to warm yummy pizza
Meaning they will be exactly like said pizza: perfectly cooked.




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Context. Is that mom chastising the kid or is it the alpha male killing one of the undesirables? Looks like blood coming from the kids nose... Bet this didn't end well.
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A male killing a rival's progeny.
Lions similarly get rid of the… uh, kittens?… when they take over females.
Various arthropods put plugs in the females' vaginas when copulating.

Everything for one's own genes. :mrgreen:
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Fuck. What a goddamned fucked up world. Oh well, it's coming to an end soon.

And good fucking riddance.
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Not momma carrying baby then? :)
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Nope. That kids dead. Nailed him to a tree I think...
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