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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 22, 2019 2:59 pm

Looks like the national hero of Czechoslovakia relied on spell-check.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Nov 24, 2019 4:24 pm

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:15 pm

Nyar ==> :figamagee:
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:34 am

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:46 am

"Distance of the radius".

Yea. Right.

Fucking idiots.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:53 am

Yeah.

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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:04 am

sparks wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:46 am
 "Distance of the radius".

Yea. Right.

Fucking idiots.
You think you're so smart, but when The Big One drops they will be helping themselves to warm yummy pizza while you are grubbing around in the ruins for cold Spaghettios in dented cans. :)
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:06 pm

:lmao: Yea, you're right of course. But after the Big One drops, eating out of cans will be the safest thing to do. Not that I'd want to live through such a scenario of course.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:27 pm

sparks wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 3:06 pm
 Yea, you're right of course.
Thank you.

You need to say that more often. Feels good. :)
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:51 pm

Oh, now you're being a prig. I'm trying to be a better person AA, but don't push it. :)
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:10 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑
Tue Nov 26, 2019 5:04 am
 they will be helping themselves to warm yummy pizza
Meaning they will be exactly like said pizza: perfectly cooked.




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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:00 am

Context. Is that mom chastising the kid or is it the alpha male killing one of the undesirables? Looks like blood coming from the kids nose... Bet this didn't end well.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:09 am

A male killing a rival's progeny.
Lions similarly get rid of the… uh, kittens?… when they take over females.
Various arthropods put plugs in the females' vaginas when copulating.

Everything for one's own genes. :mrgreen:
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:31 am

Fuck. What a goddamned fucked up world. Oh well, it's coming to an end soon.

And good fucking riddance.
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:36 am

Not momma carrying baby then? :)
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Post by sparks » Wed Nov 27, 2019 2:41 am

Nope. That kids dead. Nailed him to a tree I think...
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Re: Not Suitable for Kitten Pics Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:29 pm

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