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Spoiler:
Bacteriophage puppet.

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Hey, we're geniuses around here, we don't need no stinkin' spoiler to tell us what it is!*


* I actually did know what it was.
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↑ Abdul is always whining "what/where/when is it?" :twisted:

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I knew what it was the moment I saw it. :p
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Very well, gentlemen, no more spoilers then. :)

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Yogi on steroids.
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One for Abdul...

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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There is apparently an Israeli martial art called Krav Maga that appears to be fashionable hereabouts among suburban dojo set.

My intuition is it's a big pile of "Bullshido", but you'll have to ask Doctor X (nicely) if you want to know exactly how it is bullshit.
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Kipling wrote a poem about that sort of thing. :coolspecs:

http://www.famouspoetsandpoems.com/poet ... oems/20778
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Just for the title:
One Million Cannibal Ants Trapped in Soviet Nuclear Bunker Have Escaped
https://www.newsweek.com/cannibal-ants- ... er-1469573

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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↑ One of my (female) friends gifted me a book in defense of shaggy pudenda. (She herself sporting the minimalistic "Scotch" haircut down there, as it is called around here – I know everything.) :mrgreen:

So, in context, this seems appropriate:

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Murican KuneKune pig.

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asthmatic camel wrote:
Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:43 pm
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If that's a problem you can always switch to gay porn. :P
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