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Southern Thread

Post by WildCat » Wed Mar 18, 2015 11:48 pm

A thread to capture all the southern US craziness, it's not confined to Florida!

I'll start with this video of a Southern Belle from a Georgia monster truck rally.

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Re: Southern Thread

Post by Badger » Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:28 am

Weird!

I could actually feel my brain cells dying, as I watched that.
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Re: Southern Thread

Post by Witness » Thu Mar 19, 2015 1:52 am

Not sure if Arkansas is south enough (where do you draw the line?):
The Daily Citizen wrote:White County District Judge Mark Derrick was taken to a Little Rock hospital Sunday night after reportedly being attacked by a zebra on his property and remains in serious condition, authorities said late Monday afternoon.
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http://www.thedailycitizen.com/news/loc ... 46b52.html (paywall, don't bother)

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Post by Doctor X » Thu Mar 19, 2015 4:18 am

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Re: Southern Thread

Post by WildCat » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:57 pm

A woman has been arrested after she attacked her boyfriend in a drunken rage because he refused to have sex with her.

Tabatha Lee Grooms, 35, from Augusta, Georgia, was taken into custody for assaulting her boyfriend Carlos Rodrecus Grace, 30, and then punching her mother in a booze-induced rage.

Grooms came home around 11.30pm after a boozy night out on June 24 and attacked her boyfriend while he was sitting on the couch, according to police.

She said she was angry that Grace had refused to have sex with her earlier in the day so she scratched him on the face, head and neck, then bit him on the arm, WFXG reported.

In an expletive-laden rant detailed in a police report Grooms shouted that 'she 'f****d everyone else because [Grace] would not f**k her.'

Grooms, who shares a house on Haynie Drive, with her mom, Betty Clark 66, then punched her mother in the left eye.

After the attack, Grace ran into the bathroom with blood streaming down his face and called 911.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... r-day.html

I can't imagine why he turned her down, she's quite a looker!

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eta: I see Tiosylanyl put this elsewhere, probably because he's afraid some offended rednecks will make him squeal like a pig if he put it in this one.
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Re: Southern Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:09 am

FOREST, Miss. (AP) -- Officers had to use a stun gun and handcuffs to capture an emu running loose on Interstate 20 in central Mississippi on Sunday. Police Officer Kiley Culpepper told WLBT-TV in Jackson that motorists had been calling 911 since Friday to report sightings of two emus on I-20 and nearby U.S. Highway 80...

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Re: Southern Thread

Post by WildCat » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:37 am

"Kiley Culpepper", now that's Southern!
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Re: Southern Thread

Post by gnome » Wed Jul 08, 2015 10:47 am

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Re: Southern Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:47 pm

gnome wrote:Florida Man laughs at your pathetic attempt to keep up!
He's headed for church, right?
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Re: Southern Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jul 09, 2015 10:28 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
gnome wrote:Florida Man laughs at your pathetic attempt to keep up!
He's headed for church, right?
He's AT church.
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Re: Southern Thread

Post by WildCat » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:57 pm

Need to bump this one!

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Re: Southern Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:14 pm

That is seriously impressive. :coolspecs:
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Re: Southern Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:03 am

Ditto. She's cute too, in those Daisy Dukes.
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Re: Southern Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 16, 2018 10:24 pm

And she doesn't (yet) have 'meth-teeth'.

Which is a good thing.

(I said 'good', not 'nice' damnit!)
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Re: Southern Thread

Post by WildCat » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:57 pm

So the Alabama catfish-noodling girl now has her own YouTube channel, and moved on to bigger game.

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