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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:22 am

I am amused that this thread has far outlived the one it was parodying
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:42 pm

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Bruce » Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:04 am

I use those same autopipets at work. Never thought of wielding them like daggers. :twisted:
Such potential!

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:36 am

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:21 pm

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Bruce » Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:34 am

Crazy old koot. No blast shield. No splatter shield. No secondary containment. Not even a disposable graduant student to do the dangerous hands on work. :nope :nope

Wonder what the camera guy was thinking when he said the whole thing would explode if mixed too vigorously, like if he had poured that last solution just a little bit faster.....or if he had slipped and dropped that beaker with his shaky hands and slippery nitrile gloves.....
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:54 am

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Post by Witness » Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:04 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:54 am
[white phosphorus]

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:17 pm

What a horrible weapon. As weapons go, I suppose.

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Witness » Fri Apr 26, 2019 12:59 am

Rob Lister wrote:
Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:17 pm
What a horrible weapon. As weapons go, I suppose.
Indeed.
German woman picks up WW2 white phosphorus bomb after mistaking it for amber

Walker on banks of River Elbe near Hamburg put the object in the pocket of her jacket which later burst into flames

A woman in Germany narrowly avoided injury after she picked up a shiny object on a beach she believed to be amber, but which turned out to be part of a Second World War bomb that later burst into flames.

The 41-year-old was out walking on the banks of the Elbe river near Hamburg when she plucked the small stone-like item from wet sand and put it in the pocket of her jacket.

But the souvenir turned out to be a centimetre-long chunk of white phosphorus – which ignited just moments later in the incident near the town of Wedel.

Passersby alerted the woman that her jacket was ablaze where she had placed it on the ground, and she managed to avoid any injuries.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 79121.html

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue May 28, 2019 7:07 pm

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