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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:22 am

I am amused that this thread has far outlived the one it was parodying
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:19 am

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:42 pm

College chemistry student, 22, charged with attempted murder for slowly poisoning his black roommate and scrawling racist graffiti on his bed

His name was Yang, not Ping, but pretty close.
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Bruce » Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:04 am

I use those same autopipets at work. Never thought of wielding them like daggers. :twisted:
Such potential!
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Mar 03, 2019 12:36 am

8)

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Apr 04, 2019 8:21 pm

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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Bruce » Fri Apr 05, 2019 12:34 am

Crazy old koot. No blast shield. No splatter shield. No secondary containment. Not even a disposable graduant student to do the dangerous hands on work. :nope :nope

Wonder what the camera guy was thinking when he said the whole thing would explode if mixed too vigorously, like if he had poured that last solution just a little bit faster.....or if he had slipped and dropped that beaker with his shaky hands and slippery nitrile gloves.....
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Re: Ping: A Chemist

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:54 am

:)

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