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You know, chemistry humor really isn't that funny.
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Your expectations are too high ed.

"So, this neutron walks into a bar..."
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ed wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2019 2:21 am You know, chemistry humor really isn't that funny.
I suppose you think gun jokes are explosively funny. Barrel of laughs, am I right? Or should I be sweating bullets.
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sparks wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:13 pm Your expectations are too high ed.

"So, this neutron walks into a bar..."
... and sits alone all night till the lights flicker.

A proton walks up and says, "Well, last call I suppose."
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Rob Lister wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:27 pm
sparks wrote: Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:13 pm Your expectations are too high ed.

"So, this neutron walks into a bar..."
... and sits alone all night till the lights flicker.

A proton walks up and says, "Well, last call I suppose."
9 months later, a deuterium was born.

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Both those punch lines are good, but Bruce wins. Sorry Rob.

"Neutron has a couple of drinks and asks for the bill. Bartender says 'For you, no charge' ".
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sparks wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:19 am Both those punch lines are good, but Bruce wins. Sorry Rob.

"Neutron has a couple of drinks and asks for the bill. Bartender says 'For you, no charge' ".
Punch line? Physics is no joke.
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I stand corrected. It's the results of applied physics that are the goddamned joke. :)
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sparks wrote: Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:19 am Both those punch lines are good, but Bruce wins. Sorry Rob.
Rob pitched it, and I knocked it out of the park. :)
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Damnit Bruce! I'm trying to foment dissent and bullshit and here you come along and stitch it all back together again.


Fuck. :)

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Just thought this might be of interest. 8)

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Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

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Hotarubi wrote: Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:11 pm
Those aren't beakers.

Those are volumetric flasks.

Idiot.

Was that supposed to be funny? :|
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Bruce wrote: Sun Sep 20, 2020 10:33 pm
Hotarubi wrote: Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:11 pm
Those aren't beakers.

Those are volumetric flasks.

Idiot.

Was that supposed to be funny? :|
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