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Doctor X
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Dress it up in respectable artistry and it somehow becomes respectable to those who do not understand respectability.

--J.D.
ed
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Yeah well... fact is the sign is in front of this place
http://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/ ... HPw/ls.jpg
which is owned by this guy
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/53 ... KOZUNA.jpg
Who is, in fact, a racist: he hates wites. He also is known for having the filthiest kitchen in Cincinnati (where the restaurant is located) and is unrepentant. He knows that 98% of the people who eat at his place will get dysentary or colitis or some really nasty gastric illness and, being that he hates whites and really loves to cook, he decided to protect his own people and preclude their custom from his establishment.

And that is the rest of the story.

You are welcome.
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Witness wrote:http://global3.memecdn.com/murica_o_922322.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/This_20047a_154473.jpg
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ed wrote:Yeah well... fact is the sign is in front of this place
http://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/ ... HPw/ls.jpg
which is owned by this guy
http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/53 ... KOZUNA.jpg
Who is, in fact, a racist: he hates wites. He also is known for having the filthiest kitchen in Cincinnati (where the restaurant is located) and is unrepentant. He knows that 98% of the people who eat at his place will get dysentary or colitis or some really nasty gastric illness and, being that he hates whites and really loves to cook, he decided to protect his own people and preclude their custom from his establishment.

And that is the rest of the story.

You are welcome.
There is a scene in Desperado in which a woman complains about the service:
Excuse me.

But....l used to work in a bar....so I know what it's like to wait on people. And I want to tell you that the service here needs immediate improvement.

What do you mean?

What do I mean? Our waiter...where is he? Don't tell me he's still in the bathroom. He never came back to see if we wanted anything else. He never brought us our check. We wanted our check so we could get the hell out of here.

Here.

This should be sufficient. And don't be expecting a tip.

If you don't treat me good, I won't ask you out.

And your beer tastes like piss.

We know! Because we piss in it! That's not all!

Bad beer, bad service.

Don't they know not to come in?
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Witness wrote:http://global3.memecdn.com/murica_o_922322.jpg
Thalidomide Giraffe.

Poor thing.
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I figured it was a photoshop. Or a cross between a giraffe and a donkey.
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The years have not been kind I see.
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That will require much Single Malt to get rid of. :(
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But Jefferson believed in God, or at least he claimed to.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious ... _Jefferson

Typically categorized as Christian deist, who did not believe in the divinity of Christ, Trinitarianism, or "miracles", or the inerrancy of the bible, but did believe in God.
It's more complicated, but that's about it in a nutshell.
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I highly recommend the following:

Jonathan Z. Smith, "On the Origin of Origins," Drudgery Divine: On the Comparison of Early Christianities and Religions of Late Antiquity (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1990), 1-35.

which discusses in exquisite detail the correspondence between Jefferson and Adams after years of never speaking to one another over political differences.

--J.D.
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I stand corrected (the Internet would be full of lies?!? Incredible…). Thanks for the reference, Doc!

But at least the thread seems a bit revived… 8)
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A RIVER . . .

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:A RIVER . . .

--J.D.
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Doctor X wrote:You know, what I find fascinating is the care they put into creating a racist sign. They chose the classic "s" which looks like an "f" without the bar because drawing a proper "s" is actually quite difficult.

So much care . . . for so much ignorance and hate.

--J.D.
But misuse of apostrophes.
Doctor X
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Whites are always possessive.

--J.D.
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Gimme my fucking money.
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Doctor X wrote:A RIVER . . .

--J.D.
Indeed you are a river to your people.

Shit. That's going to end up in your sig.
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Hey, guys! That's your thread. Don't let alien workforce do all the chores… :x
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Doctor X
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Junior: Here. Take this all of you and eat from it. This is my body.

Thomas: I doubt it.

Matthew: Is it organic?

John: And gluten free?

Junior: Look . . .

Judas: I think it contains GMOs!

Mark: That will give you the autism.

Peter: Hey, anyone want to see my cock crow?!

Mary Magdalene: Ewwww!

Peter: Oh like you've never seen one before, bitch!

And Junior wept. . . .

--J.D.
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Creationist Sylvia Allen to lead Arizona Senate education panel

One of the best-known lightning rods in the Arizona Legislature will now help shape the future of education.

Senate President Andy Biggs named Sen. Sylvia Allen, R-Snowflake, chairwoman of the Senate Education Committee. Allen replaces Kelli Ward, who resigned the Senate earlier this month to focus on her congressional run.

Allen is best known for her controversial public comments over the years. During a legislative hearing in 2009, she said the Earth is 6,000 years old, a belief held by "Young Earth" biblical creationists. In 2013, a Facebook post about chem-trail conspiracies gained widespread media attention, as did a March comment suggesting mandatory church attendance.

Last year, Navajo County Sheriff K.C. Clark accused Allen of trying to interfere with a criminal investigation of her son-in-law.

Allen, who graduated from Snowflake High School and did not attend college, is co-founder of George Washington Academy, an EdKey, Inc. charter school in Snowflake.

As chairwoman, she will control which legislative education proposals succeed and which ones die.
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/ari ... ntent=link

Mandatory mosque church attendance, good idea, you'll loose less of your sinner's lives on the Internet. :twisted:
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If the 9/11 Terrorists had been forced to go to church, they would have flown planes into abortion clinics. . . .

--J.D.
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Ben Trovado
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Grammatron wrote:
Shouldn't this be in the Throne of Win thread?
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Now why do they need that?
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No one is ever going to mess with these girls!

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Pro-gun Florida mom is accidentally shot by her four-year-old son while driving after the boy found her pistol in back seat - just a day after she bragged about his shooting skills (The Daily Fail)

Could have gone in the Florida thread, but this one needed a bump. :P

According to the comments some sort of liberal plot to take our guns.
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Doctor X
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Anax posts a wonderful "Live Up to Your Negative Stereotype" upon which I started to pontificate; however, I think her hubritic ["Hubritic?"--Ed.]--perfectly cromulent--ignorance speaks for itself.

"Kid banged his mom."

I am a bad man.

--J.D.
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Witness wrote:https://scontent.fhou1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/ ... e=578F0D1E
Almost but not quite in New Mexico.
Doctor X
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--J.D.
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Bruce
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Anaxagoras wrote:According to the comments some sort of liberal plot to take our guns.
According the Florida Times Union, the responding deputy noticed the boy was not strapped to the booster seat in the car when he arrived at the scene.
Wells said: 'We’re satisfied that this is not a criminal shooting.'
In Texas, they wouldn't have been so quick to jump to conclusions.

4-years old are lying little bastards.

Probably was disgruntled after mom told him he wasn't old enough be in a car without a booster seat. :|