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Should ed go fuck himself?

Yea, fuck you ed
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He probably does daily anyway, but yea
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No. ed should not be fucked, neither by others or by himself.
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On Planet X, yada.
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I just don't think it can be said enough

I note that it is currently 100% fuck ed.
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Get a room
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Fuck you abdul is next
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I keep my options open
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Rob Lister wrote:I just don't think it can be said enough

I note that it is currently 100% fuck ed.
Not anymore.
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All fuck you. All ed. All the fucking time.
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I thought that you quit drinking.

Or was that me? I forget.

Get off my lawn!!!!!
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Well, to be fair, it was quite a place before electricity...
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ed wrote:I thought that you quit drinking.

Or was that me? I forget.

Get off my lawn!!!!!
I just wanted to make sure you still loved me. I see that we're at only 14% in favor of not fucking you.

Is that a good thing?
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Fuck you, ed.

But I mean that in the 2nd nicest way.
Such potential!
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why old man must fuck---deasent attitude,bruce---you gonna experience it once , hopefully
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bump
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Why are we picking on Ed today? I am almost beginning to feel bad for the guy.

almost
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Nyarlathotep wrote:Why are we picking on Ed today? I am almost beginning to feel bad for the guy.

almost
Stop that, go join your drum circle.
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fucking bump
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I'm hurt.
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bump
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Time to *bump*
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Sure, but does this mean he's back on his meds or off them again? :)
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No, it's still:
FUCK YOU ED!!!
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Well fuck me, I just voted in a thread years old. I'm gonna go climb something and watch the moon rise.
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Naa..climbing in the dark is far in me past. The moon Jupiter, Saturn and Mars doth truly creep the kiddos out.
Yeah we're out this early. Who knew the plague could renew interest in astronomy.
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Fid wrote: ↑Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:39 am Well fuck me, I just voted in a thread years old. I'm gonna go climb something and watch the moon rise.
Some threads are timeless.
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I'll take any attention I can get.
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I vote for castration.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Ed or that shitheaded kid?
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Both.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
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Note that two posters on this thread are dead.

Coincidence?

I think not.
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No grab-ass!
What's your dirt doin' in my ditch?
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Who’s the second dead poster?
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robinson wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 5:32 pm Who’s the second dead poster?
Pillory. His corpse has been reanimated.

Prove me wrong.
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A Valentine's day post. Hang on I'm working this... Pillory... Finland?...alcohol...something involving private parts engaged with tubers?
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Fid wrote: ↑Sun Feb 14, 2021 11:26 pm A Valentine's day post. Hang on I'm working this... Pillory... Finland?...alcohol...something involving private parts engaged with tubers?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You such

Happy valentines day
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Ya ain't no Donne or Shelly but it works. Thanks bud.
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So ya's know this swingin' dick is not a scholar of classical literature . Me high schools motto, writ in the entrance was. NULLES HOMO EST INSULA. Probably one of the most moving and profound poems for me...ever.


And yes we got kicked around a bit for it.
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Really when you think about it, isn't the popularity of "Fuck you ed" more generally a feeling of hostility towards a perceived deity in our collective consciousess, and our struggle to reconcile that with the horrors we see in the real world, clashing with the psychological urge to believe in a just world? Discuss.

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NULLES HOMO EST INSULA
No homo is an island?????
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I think that's strictly true, yes.
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