A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by shemp » Tue Mar 05, 2019 2:36 am

Anyone who has walked on the Moon has the right to wear whatever they goddamn please!
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Bruce » Tue Mar 05, 2019 4:18 am

It's like he's daring people to say the moon landings were faked right to his face. :P
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by xouper » Tue Mar 05, 2019 5:22 am

Thought for the year:

"Don't let the old man in." — Clint Eastwood, two days before his 88th birthday.

Which inspired this song by Toby Keith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc5AWImplfE

Toby Keith Explains

See also: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=48681&p=939839#p939839

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:52 am

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:25 am

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for the coffin.

– H. L. MENCKEN, The Smart Set

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:06 pm

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:02 am

The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
– Cyril Connally, Journal and Memoir, 1983

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Grammatron » Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:18 am

Pyrrho wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:52 am
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Oh I like that

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 10, 2019 7:46 am

Grammatron wrote:
Sun Mar 10, 2019 12:18 am
Pyrrho wrote:
Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:52 am
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Oh I like that
Bet it reminds you of My Mom!



No! Wait!




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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Mar 10, 2019 4:20 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:53 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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