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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:09 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:28 am

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And they cannot drive.

Just saying.

--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:18 am

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To be a scientist is to be naïve. We are so focused on our search for truth, we fail to consider how few actually want us to find it. But it is always there, whether we see it or not, whether we choose to or not. The truth doesn't care about our needs or wants. It doesn't care about our governments, our ideologies, our religions. It will lie in wait for all time.

And this, at last, is the gift of Chernobyl. Where I would once fear the cost of truth, now I only ask: "What is the cost of lies?"

--Valery Legasov, Chernobyl
--J.D.
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Rob Lister » Sat Jun 08, 2019 11:11 am

Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth.

--Valery Legasov, Chernobyl
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:52 am

I think we need to explore whether this attempted murder was a hate crime.
--DI Sam Tyler

What? As opposed to one of those "I really, really like you" sort of murders?
--DCI Gene Hunt

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:15 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:48 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:24 am

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:shock:

No, that is not Gram's Mom.

Though it is Inspector Reed's wifu.

In the rain.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 22, 2019 9:33 pm

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:21 pm

@HaggardHawks

If you’re ‘in the bowfarts’, then you’re in a difficult situation, or unable to rise or free yourself.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:33 am

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:37 am

Sniper Barbie
‏ @LadyRed_6

If you’re a taco, then you’re bound and obligated to make people happy and feel good. It would be appreciated if you’d get it right.

If you’re not a taco, then cut that shit out, stop it, and quit trying to do the impossible. It ain’t your lot in life to make others happy.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:21 am

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Though it sounds better in the Original German. . . .

--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jun 27, 2019 6:55 am

There is a holy, mistaken zeal in politics, as well as in religion. By persuading others, we convince ourselves.

--Junius
--J.D.
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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jun 27, 2019 10:56 pm

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 29, 2019 11:43 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jul 01, 2019 5:30 am

Oh I'd be nice! I work at Planned Parenthood, you've probably not seen the last of me!

--Mrs. Williams, Friday Night Lights
One of the better insults from Your a Mom catching the town's public bicycle with her son.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:13 am

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See?

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:35 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:52 pm


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