A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:16 pm

Not really the ideal thread …

… but life is short, memento mori, &c.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by shemp » Wed Sep 18, 2019 12:59 am

Notice that the customer grabbed the bottle she was buying before she ducked. She has her priorities straight.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:28 am

I was expecting that maybe it would be an armed robbery. That hand behind her back looked suspicious to me.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:18 am

Why did it switch to black and white?

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Sep 18, 2019 1:06 pm

I'm guessing the lights went out, and it switched to IR.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Bruce » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:20 am

Is it wrong to address my children as "the fruit of my looms"?
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by solely » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:29 am

If only all people could be good friends like Tonto And the Lone Ranger.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Thu Oct 03, 2019 5:10 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:44 am

solely wrote:
Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:29 am
If only all people could be good friends like Tonto And the Lone Ranger.
Is that a Deep Thought by Jack Handy?
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by solely » Thu Oct 03, 2019 3:15 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Thu Oct 03, 2019 10:44 am
solely wrote:
Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:29 am
If only all people could be good friends like Tonto And the Lone Ranger.
Is that a Deep Thought by Jack Handy?

There are a couple of cable channels rerunning The Lone Ranger TV series (1949-1957)
that was an exit line from an episode of the show. Watching it is an exercise of self hatred
which I do almost daily.
Anyway it made me giggle.

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Fri Oct 04, 2019 11:20 pm

The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy
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