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Shut up Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to "get it!"
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Today in the news:

DYSLEXIC MAN STORMS AREA 15. NO CHARGES WERE FILED.
Such potential!

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"Everyone has a book in them and that, in most cases, is where it should stay."
– Christopher Hitchens

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Where's the Shoving Stick?! I can't shove without the Shoving Stick!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Witness wrote:
Mon Feb 17, 2020 2:34 am
"Everyone has a book in them and that, in most cases, is where it should stay."
– Christopher Hitchens
I met a man at a party. He said "I'm writing a novel" I said "Oh really? Neither am I."

~ Peter Cook
Yep, you totally outsmarted me ~ Wildcat.

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Zim[! – Ed.]: "You're ugly when you lie, Dib!

Dib: "I'm not lying!"

Zim[! – Ed.]: "Then why are you ugly?!"
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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That Babe from Conan the Destroyer. Vasquez et al. loved working with her, and she enjoyed it, and she returns in the recent film.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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"You seem so sad, Eeyore," said Pooh.
"Sad? Why should I be sad? It's my birthday. The happiest day of the year. Look at all the presents I have had. Look at the birthday cake. Can't you see them?" “No," said Pooh. "Neither can I," said Eeyore. "Joke." ~A.A.Milne
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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@spinubzilla
in high school our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was. we guessed the AP chem teacher, the precalc teacher, the AP physics teacher, etc. he goes, nope, it’s me because I get paid the same as those guys and I play dodgeball all day.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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@susie_dent
The word ‘bumf’, useless or tedious material, is a shortening of ‘bumfodder’, ‘toilet paper’. Also known centuries ago as ‘arsewisp’. Just thought I’d throw that in.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Arsewisp. I like that. I'm going call Costco and ask if they have any arsewisp left.
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shemp wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:33 pm
Arsewisp. I like that. I'm going call Costco and ask if they have any arsewisp left.
I'm sure you'll let us know how it comes out.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Bill Trench: Holden, they're not gonna let you in with a sidearm.

HoldenFord: The guy's six-foot nine, weighs 300 pounds.

Bill Trench: That's right.

Holden: So what's he gonna do?

Bill Trench: He's gonna take the fucking thing away, he's gonna kill you with it, and then he's gonna have sex. With your face.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Agent Smith: In any hostage situation, the women are always raped.

Dr. Wendy Carr: Hmm, not exclusively.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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"We’ll be okay if people stop being twats." --Matt Haig
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.