A Thought for the Day

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:26 pm

"We’ll be okay if people stop being twats." --Matt Haig

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:30 pm

Well, we are all fucked to then.

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Mar 24, 2020 8:34 am

Yeah, good luck with that.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:58 am

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:18 am

@GenChuckYeager

Q: @MrDeanAAMD
General, I watched #RightStuff again tonight. Amazing, as always. Did you do the flying in the film? A: Yes, I did all the flying except the NF-104. They asked me to re-enact. I said no, whoever did would augur in. They got another guy. He died.

ed · Post by ed » Mon Mar 30, 2020 11:28 am

“If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.”

― H. L. Mencken

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Tue Mar 31, 2020 10:05 pm

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:39 pm

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:03 pm

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:13 am

So if you want a little preview of the scope of this economic situation, check out this chart of weekly jobless claims from 1950 to this very day.

https://v.redd.it/vh1cm5g767r41

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:53 pm

"A man does good business, who rids himself of a turd."

- Edward I "Longshanks"

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Wed Apr 08, 2020 12:53 am

Of course chameleons don't change color for camouflage, but it's the traditional myth.

sparks · Post by **sparks** » Wed Apr 08, 2020 1:01 am

Interesting coming from Paige who has obviously relied on her tits to get her through rather than brains.

Bruce · Post by **Bruce** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:55 am

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:41 am

“A day wasted on others is not wasted on one’s self.”

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:28 am

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:35 am

I was quite sure you would post something along these lines.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:50 am

Link: https://twitter.com/cmlwilson/status/1254472441738530818

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 7:44 am

solely · Post by **solely** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:18 am

Ok robinson you got me, my head was about to explode, needed a second look to find the Babylon Bee.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:05 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:50 am
Link: https://twitter.com/cmlwilson/status/1254472441738530818

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/392 ... _Parenting

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:03 pm

After trying to watch the second SNL done from home, I realize why nobody has ever had a hit series done from home, on the internet

It's not just awful, it's godawful

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:23 pm

robinson wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:03 pm After trying to watch the second SNL done from home, I realize why nobody has ever had a hit series done from home, on the internet

It's not just awful, it's godawful

Twitch has a whole business model on people doing just that.

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:36 pm

SNL COULD USE SOME POINTERS FROM TWITCH

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 12:15 am

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Apr 30, 2020 5:30 pm

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat May 02, 2020 1:42 pm

“Things may be tough now, but there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel.”

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Sun May 03, 2020 12:46 am

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun May 03, 2020 7:43 am

“Well, I wouldn’t say Kim looks healthy, but he definitely doesn’t look dead.”
– Jeffrey Lewis, Director of the East Asia Nonproliferation Program, Middlebury Institute of International Studies

Spoiler:

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun May 03, 2020 10:52 am

He hasn't been skipping lunch, that's for sure.

solely · Post by **solely** » Sun May 03, 2020 11:10 am

Do you think he has to saddle his own horse?

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun May 03, 2020 11:16 am

If the horse has any sense, it saddles itself.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat May 09, 2020 6:34 am

I want politicians to tell me science, not doctors!

– Francis, Patriots Fan

– J.D.

Rob Lister · Post by **Rob Lister** » Mon May 11, 2020 6:30 pm

Ironic coming from a man that stayed hiding in safety for at least ten years.

And for what? An unreadable book that maybe six people finished.

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Mon May 11, 2020 10:00 pm

↑ Inspired by the legend?

robinson · Post by **robinson** » Tue May 12, 2020 6:21 pm

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed May 13, 2020 7:18 am

Eisenhower, the department is filled with able men who analyze their problems well but feel always compelled to bring them to me for final solution. I must have assistants who will solve their own problems and tell me later what they've done.

– Gen. George C. Marshal, Army Chief of Staff, to temporarily-promoted to Brigadier General Dwight D. Eisenhower

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed May 13, 2020 2:38 pm

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed May 13, 2020 4:42 pm

"This isn't my first rodeo."

"Yeah but you still suck at it."

Witness · Post by **Witness** » Thu May 14, 2020 10:36 pm

“Tivoli is my home, Flavius Agricola my name. Friends who read this, follow my advice. Mix your wine, drink well, adorned with flowers, and don’t fail to please beautiful women. When death comes, earth and fire devour all.”
Found under Saint Peter’s Basilica.
Indianapolis Museum of Art, 138-192 CE.