A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:17 am

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure. ”
– Mark Twain

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:50 am

"Laws: We know what they are, and what they are worth! They are spider webs for the rich and mighty, steel chains for the poor and weak, fishing nets in the hands of government."
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Re: A Thought for the Day

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Mon Oct 29, 2018 2:10 am

"A well-balanced person is one who finds both sides of an issue laughable."
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:08 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Doctor X » Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:25 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:27 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Bruce » Wed Nov 07, 2018 2:18 am

Cookie Monster Drama......

C IS FOR COOKIE!!!

IS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!??!?

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:45 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:55 am

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Mon Nov 12, 2018 1:47 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Mon Nov 19, 2018 12:59 am

Alliance. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
– Ambrose Bierce

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:35 pm

Ambrose Bierce coolness. :coolspecs:
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Wed Nov 21, 2018 1:42 am

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Bruce » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:33 am

Did you make rice for your mother this evening?

No.

Why not?

She didn't tell me to.

She didn't tell you not to.

So?

So, if you mother didn't tell you not to jump off a bridge, would you not jump off a bridge?

(She still hasn't figured that one out)
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Witness » Fri Nov 30, 2018 11:52 am

A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:26 pm

Bruce wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:33 am
So, if you mother didn't tell you not to jump off a bridge, would you not jump off a bridge?
OMFG! Bruce is the Buddha! :o

Do you really want your wife to figure this out? :notsure:
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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Grammatron » Fri Nov 30, 2018 6:39 pm

Bruce, being Buddha, has 0 fucks to give

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Re: A Thought for the Day

Post by Bruce » Sat Dec 01, 2018 12:15 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:26 pm
Bruce wrote:
Fri Nov 30, 2018 2:33 am
So, if you mother didn't tell you not to jump off a bridge, would you not jump off a bridge?
OMFG! Bruce is the Buddha! :o

Do you really want your wife to figure this out? :notsure:
The subject of my teachings was my daughter, actually.

What is the sound of one hand giving the finger?
Such potential!