## The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread

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Anaxagoras wrote:One thing I have noticed here about Japanese on bicycles: most of them don't wear helmets.

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One thing I noticed from my brief visit is that while Japan seems to be a nanny state in some ways, it is very much the opposite in others. I.e. cigarette vending machines. Not having helmet laws would fit right in with that.
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Speaking of noticing Japan things and cigarettes. One thing I noticed while in Japan is how they emphasized no smoking outside, to the point that police patrolling had no smoking signs on their backs. Yet inside restaurants everyone was lighting up like chimneys.
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They emphasize activities that will help keep population numbers down.

Battle Royal was a documentary.

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Rob Lister wrote:Does Japan have laws mandating the wearing of such?
To the best of my knowledge, no. It probably is mandatory for motorbikes or motorcycles though. Not for bicycles.
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Here, kids under 16 (18?) it is mandatory. Fags over 18 (16?) not so much.
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Doctor X wrote:They emphasize activities that will help keep population numbers down.

Battle Royal was a documentary.

--J.D.
Then why do they not thank us for Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
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I win.

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A deaf North Carolina man led officers on a 100 mph highway chase before being shot and killed by a state trooper, according to police radio communications.

Daniel Harris was shot and killed by Trooper Jermaine Saunders earlier this month after he did not pull over for a traffic stop until he arrived outside his home in Charlotte.

It is unknown what happened immediately before Saunders fired at Harris, though the 29-year-old’s family has suggested it may have stemmed from his disability.

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No indication that he was armed or otherwise demonstrated a physical resistance. Other reports suggest the officer did not understand him. Lot back-and-forth on this one. On the one hand, shooting an unarmed and non-threatening individual is unjustified. On the other, a deaf man "afraid of cops" should have mechanisms in place when he drives. These include a simple card stating, "Hey, I am deaf, but I am so happy to comply with your commands." You break the speed limit, expect to be pulled over.

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Cops really do not like it when you exit your vehicle before being told to do so. Likely to consider you a threat if you do, especially after you've led them on a 100 mph chase. They've already decided that you're fucked up in the head, so they are not going to give you a pass when you get out of the car at the end of the chase. Expect to be tasered at the very least.
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Some sort of suicide by cop maybe?

Going 100 mph probably doesn't happen by accident. Even if he can't hear the sirens he should have seen the flashing lights behind him.
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They let deaf people drive?

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Mayhaps they thought it was a "nice thing?"

I have not found a "definitive" version of the event. Just short details and comments. The deaf can drive--as explained by deaf people--and frankly 99% of the time I have been pulled over in the day or night it has been with lights--this includes at least three times when the police simply needed to get to a call. One was in a bumper to bumper. I look out my window wonder "what I did" and the cop looked out and shouted, "you're fine! We just need to make a call! Move when you can!" They knew no one could move--there was a divider on our left--they just wanted to establish precedence when the light changed.

They try to avoid "blaring the siren" since it is so obviously designed fucking loud. It also freaks people out.

The problem I have is assuming the charitable scenario that the guy was a dumbass willing to speed but so afraid of cops for . . . what reason? . . . he led the cop on a chase . . . what did he then do to merit getting shot? Attack the cop? Why is that not mentioned? "Brandished a weapon or It-looked-like-a-weapon-maybe-a-knife-or-a-tactical-nuke?" Why is that not mentioned?

I will update when more than that sort of speculation comes out. I am suspecting a "mutual fuck up" in that the victim should not have ran, should have simply pulled over and could have simply showed a card saying "I am deaf et cetera," and the cop did not have to use deadly force against a person who thus far demonstrated no evidence of being a threat to him or anyone else.

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Well..purely from personal ignorance mind you...could be that after a 100 mph chase the cops already figure that the driver is dangerous. Unless they're on the Autobahn or something.

I dunno. Facts are hard to come by these days.
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Learn something new everyday. I mistakenly assumed that since driving safety involves hearing what's going on around one, (you can get cited in some states for wearing headphones while driving) that folks with that particular impairment wouldn't be able to get a license. So, this brings up two questions: I've forgotten the first one and the second one is "How can we all have died at the same time?"

(I didn't say they were related to the topic. I'm alright: It's just a small inter-cranial bleed this time....)
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10-year-old girl killed in gruesome murder, mother arrested

If Luke T were still here, this one would be NSFL.
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Kind of hard to "thank" that. That is not safe for anyone. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... d2b2ee.gif

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A Canadian judge is facing a disciplinary hearing over controversial comments he made while presiding over a sexual assault case in 2014.

Justice Robin Camp, a provincial judge in Calgary, asked an alleged sexual assault victim why she could not "just keep her knees together".

Mr Camp acquitted the accused man, but the verdict was overturned on appeal.

The Canadian Judicial Council will decide whether Mr Camp should be removed over his remarks.

Disciplinary hearings for judges are not common in Canada, where there have only been 11 such inquiries since the national council of senior judges was created in 1971.

Mr Camp sparked outrage during the 2014 case, when he asked a 19-year-old woman, "Why couldn't you just keep your knees together?"

He also said, "pain and sex sometimes go together" and had referred to the complainant as "the accused," court records show.

The woman told the court she was raped by Alexander Scott Wagar over a bathroom sink at a house party in Calgary.

The Alberta Appeal Court overturned Mr Camp's decision and a new trial was ordered for Mr Wagar.

Mr Camp had since been elevated to the Federal Court.

Bugger'd by Colonists
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Senate Democrats Again Blocks Bill to Fight Zika
. . . because there are all sorts of riders on it:

A divided Senate on Tuesday again rejected a funding bill to fight the Zika virus, proving that Congress’s months-old stalemate went resolved over its lengthy summer recess.

In a 52-46 procedural vote, the Senate failed to win the 60 votes necessary to move forward and end debate on a conference report with the House on the issue.

Democrats nearly unanimously voted to block the $1.1 billion funding bill, which was approved by House Republicans in June but has now failed three times in the Senate because of divisive language targeting Planned Parenthood. The Zika funding bill was attached to next year's spending bill for military construction and veterans affairs, typically one of the least controversial spending bills in either chamber. Which is why it was attached. Are you against Our Military and Veterans? Do you want Our Children to be born with undeveloped brains? Speaking on the floor Tuesday afternoon, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) argued that Democrats had "filibustered" the funding for both Zika and veterans. See? Minutes later, his counterpart, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) That avatar of corruption and hypocrisy upon which Tom Smother's character from Casino is based, blasted the GOP for adding in language targeting Planned Parenthood, along with other partisan measures that he described as “strange, weird stuff." “Republicans were more interested in attacking Planned Parenthood and flying the confederate flag. Can’t make that stuff up — that’s really the truth — than protecting women and babies from this awful virus,” Reid said from the floor. ["Snip!"--Ed.] Senate GOP leaders acknowledged for the first time Tuesday that the Zika funding will likely be wrapped into the stopgap spending bill, known as the continuing resolution. Heavens to Betsy! A simple bill funding something necessary without pork and partisan fat! Seed? Where are my smelling salts?! ["Snip!"--Ed.] Some Republicans, including those in Florida facing the most intense pressure on Zika funding, have already hinted that the GOP will have to drop its Planned Parenthood language to get a bill passed in the upper chamber. http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... fc871a.gif “For this to get done, that language just may have to go away,” Sen. Roy Blunt (R-Mo.), a leading negotiator on Zika who faces reelection this fall, told McClatchy. Sarah Ferris: The Hill --J.D. Anaxagoras Posts: 29496 Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread It's a poison pill. Of course both sides have been guilty of putting partisan political agendas ahead of something that everyone knows is necessary. This time I think most of the blame falls on the GOP. It would be like the Democrats if they were in the majority attaching more funding for planned parenthood or a tax hike of some sort to the zika funding bill, knowing that it guarantees a filibuster. And hoping voters will blame the other guys. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/c ... ka-funding Anaxagoras Posts: 29496 Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread Also isn't it a bit ironic that the party of Lincoln is now the party standing up for the confederacy? Anaxagoras Posts: 29496 Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread Anaxagoras wrote:10-year-old girl killed in gruesome murder, mother arrested If Luke T were still here, this one would be NSFL. More on this: Doctor X Posts: 74673 Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm Title: Collective Messiah Location: Your Mom ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread I hope: Save everyone the time. --J.D. Doctor X Posts: 74673 Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm Title: Collective Messiah Location: Your Mom ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread Terry Jones Diagnosed with Rare Dementia: Progressive Aphasia http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... zswra2.gif --J.D. sparks Posts: 17322 Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over! ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread No one gets out alive. Farewell Terry. We'll miss your sweet laughter. Doctor X Posts: 74673 Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm Title: Collective Messiah Location: Your Mom ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread When Brryan Jackson's father injected his son's infant body with a syringe full of HIV-infected blood, he hoped he'd never see him grow up. Jackson is here to read a statement he's hoping will ensure his father remains behind bars for as long as possible. It's a statement very few believed he'd get the chance to read, when, in 1992, he was diagnosed with "full-blown Aids" and sent home to die. . . . . It begins when his mother and father met at a military training facility in Missouri, where they were both training as medics. They moved in together and five months later - in mid-1991 - his mother was pregnant. "When I was first born my father was really excited, but everything changed when he went away for Operation Desert Storm. He came back from Saudi Arabia with a completely different attitude towards me," Jackson says. Stewart began denying Jackson was his child, demanding DNA tests as proof of paternity, and became verbally and physically abusive towards Jackson's mother. When she finally left him, the couple fought bitterly over child support payments, which Stewart refused to pay. During their fights he would make sinister threats, Jackson says. "He used to say things like, 'Your child's not going to live beyond the age of five,' and 'When I leave you I'm not going to leave any ties behind.'" Meanwhile Stewart, who had found work as a blood tester in a laboratory, had begun secretly taking samples of infected blood to store at home, investigators later discovered. "He used to joke around with colleagues saying, 'If I wanted to infect someone with one of these viruses they'd never even know what hit them,'" Jackson says. By the time Jackson was 11 months old, his mother and father had all but lost contact. But when Jackson was hospitalised following an asthma attack, his mother picked up the phone. "My mother called my father to let him know - she assumed he'd want to know his son was sick. When she called, his colleagues said, 'Bryan Stewart doesn't have a kid.'" The day Jackson was due to be discharged, Stewart paid an unexpected visit to the hospital. "He wasn't a very active father so everyone thought it was strange when he showed up," Jackson says. "He sent my Mum down to the cafeteria to get a drink so he was alone with me." When the coast was clear, Stewart took out a vial of HIV-tainted blood and injected it into his son. "He was hoping I would die off so he wouldn't have to pay child support," Jackson says. Buggered by Colonists --J.D. Grammatron Posts: 36578 Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:21 am Location: Los Angeles, CA ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread That was a rough read even for this thread. Anaxagoras Posts: 29496 Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:45 am Location: Yokohama/Tokyo, Japan ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread Cops: Boy hidden for 3 years found dead in closet (NEWSER) – Police found Yonatan Daniel Aguilar dead in the bedroom closet of his family's Los Angeles home in August—and authorities say the malnourished boy, who was 11 years old but weighed just 34 pounds, had been hidden away in locked closets for three years. He was last seen publicly in 2012, at which time teachers reported that he had come to school with a black eye and seemed hungry. After that, his 39-year-old mother, Veronica Aguilar, told almost everyone, including Yonatan's stepfather, that she had sent the boy to an institution in Mexico, the Los Angeles Times reports. Yonatan was reportedly autistic and had issues with soiling himself. Authorities say that only his three siblings knew Aguilar was keeping him sedated with sleeping aids and locked in closets, some of them so small he couldn't stretch out his feet, per Fox 59. sparks Posts: 17322 Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over! ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread Humans. Jesus fucking Christ. Time for an extinction level event. Clean up this skillet and start again. Witness Posts: 35689 Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread sparks wrote:Humans. Jesus fucking Christ. Time for an extinction level event. Clean up this skillet and start again. Ah, what an optimist! http://3.1m.yt/nnq4clE.png It's all of life, the nicest lawn is just an enormous arena full of grunting little green wrestlers. So clean up, and don't start again. Doctor X Posts: 74673 Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm Title: Collective Messiah Location: Your Mom ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread Having watched that documentary My Nazi Legacy which I link in the Thought for the Day thread, t3h Y00t00bz vomited suggestion: the language is NSFW, particularly since listening to the racist ramblings of the Untermensch Cunt Tom Metzger and his various "friends," in anything vaguely resembling "public" Cannot End Well. And . . . no . . . this was not inspired by Trump, Hillary, or anything else. These people have been around for a long time, unfortunately. I have to give credit to Louis Theroux for not losing his mind after the first five minutes. Never has "living up to your negative stereotype" been so portrayed. --J.D. Doctor X Posts: 74673 Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm Title: Collective Messiah Location: Your Mom ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread From one of the Opening Posts we have this update! :hyper: : Eric Aniva was arrested in July on presidential orders after he admitted having unprotected sex with girls as young as 12 - and keeping quiet about his HIV-positive status. So "Y NO IN COMBAT NEGATIVES NYARL TRAED?" Continue reading: Aniva says he was hired by the girls' relatives to take part in a sexual initiation ceremony which they believe "shakes off" the girl's childhood "dust" so that she can enter adulthood. When Malawi's president, Peter Mutharika, ordered the arrest, he wanted Aniva tried for defiling young girls, but no girls came forward to testify against him. So instead Aniva is being tried for another ritual defined as a "harmful cultural practice"under section five of Malawi's Gender Equality Act, in which he had sex with newly bereaved widows. On this charge, two women have come forward to give evidence against Aniva, though one says he had sex with her before the practice was banned, and the other says she managed to escape before the sexual act took place. "Widow cleansing is a highly regarded practice among us," said a social worker from Nsanje, the remote south-western district where Aniva lives. Bugger'd by Colonists http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u264 ... dwbvxm.gif --J.D. sparks Posts: 17322 Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over! ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread Man, the shit people will buy into! Humbly suggest we start a new one: "Idiot cleansing". We'll start with the President elect. Doctor X Posts: 74673 Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm Title: Collective Messiah Location: Your Mom ### Re: The Utterly Fashionable "Nyarl was RIGHT!" Thread An interview with a "proud" female practitioner of female genital mutilation: Tulip Mazumdar: More than 200 million women and girls alive today have undergone female genital mutilation (FGM) or cutting. The practice has now been outlawed in some African countries, but not in Sierra Leone, where some cutters are still proud of their profession. "I have initiated hundreds of girls," Memunatu Turay proclaims proudly. "But I can't tell you exactly how I undertake this ancient tradition, unless you join our secret society." A big grin spreads across Memunatu's face, as she no doubt sees the pure horror unfold on mine. "Come with me," she says. "I can cut you and only then can I tell you what you want to know." ["Snip!"--Ed.] We're sitting in her home in a slum area of western Freetown. A photo of her daughter in her college robes hangs in pride of place on a bright yellow wall. "She's been cut and look, she's fine - she's getting an education," Memunatu says, her large round face lighting up. This 56-year-old is simultaneously warm and fierce. She boasts that she is one of the most trusted and prolific cutters - or soweis as they're called in Sierra Leone - in all of Freetown. "It's a great and ancient tradition," she insists. "We don't hurt girls, I would never hurt them. "And it's not just about circumcising. We teach them how to be wives, how to cook and clean. ["Snip!"--Ed.] It wasn't long before we got onto the finances of Memanatu's profession. She tells me she receives around one million Leones - that's about £140 ($180) - for every girl she cuts. She is also given palm oil, goats, and bags of rice. In a country where two-thirds of people live in poverty, being a cutter is quite the money-maker.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

"You and I are both women," I protest. "I have not been circumcised and I am not promiscuous. Having a clitoris doesn't mean you feel compelled to have sex with lots of men."

She laughs and grabs my arm, pressing it against hers. "You are different to us," she tells me. "Look, you are yellow in colour, I am black. We are both women but we are not the same. You will never understand."

["Snip!"--Ed.]

After ranting about the injustice of it all she takes a deep breath. "If they want us to stop," she says, "they will have to find something else for us to do. If you want to wean your baby off breast milk you provide alternatives, don't you?"

I put to her that if this is her logic, then initiations for her are more about cold hard cash than ancient traditions. "It's about both," she says.

Bugger'd By Colonists

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Racist idiots clutching their pearls over a black Santa Claus (an Army veteran too):

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Beyond Epic Face Palm, Face Boobs, even

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or

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This requires:

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Option 3: Racism is no longer socially unacceptable right now.
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In 'Murrica in general, Minnesota is no exception. Why should it be?