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Could go in the "Dumbth" thread:
Crazy golf 'Peeping Kong' statue unnerves Devon residents

A 7ft (2.1m) tall fibreglass gorilla has been causing a bit of a stir after residents dubbed the glaring beast "Peeping Kong".

Gary the gorilla lives in a crazy golf course in Dawlish, but some of the residents facing the course have been going ape over his stare, saying the statue looked into their homes.
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-england- ... -residents (With video of the beast.)

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Harambe
Some words written upon seeing a stuffed Squirrel in a flea market

Harambe, thou noble chimp
You gamboled in Ohio, never thinking That Cinncinatii
Rhymes with nasty!!!

Harambe, Harambe, dust now
Or did they take thy pitiful remaims
And STUFF thee??? :x

Doth thy moth eaten carcass grace the
o'weening domicile of a crooked
Democratic nabob???

Dare we hope for thy quietus?
Hast thou come to rest?

Harambe, Harambe

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Harambe was not a chimp.

Are you sure you don't have him confused with Cheetah?

Or rather that spurious pseudo-Cheetah you were on about earlier? :evil:
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Poetic license. It matched the rhyming.

some respect please
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Damn!

ed is going to be so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o triggered.
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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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I am not going to post on this thread until respect and consideration for the oppressed simian population is shown.

You all have some damn nerve.
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Oh hell. Now you've done it! Wrath of ed is on us all.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Harambe, thou Ape
The Poets cannot find thy truth
Your leaving still stings
- after Basso
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ed wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:01 pm
Harambe, thou Ape
The Poets cannot find thy truth
Your leaving still stings
- after Basso
Basho

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Thou shogun of winter winds
The bare branches weep in thy honour!
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Anaxagoras wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:08 am
ed wrote:
Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:01 pm
Harambe, thou Ape
The Poets cannot find thy truth
Your leaving still stings
- after Basso
Basho

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Thou shogun of winter winds
The bare branches weep in thy honour!
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ed clearly meant Basso Continuo, the renowned haijin! :P