Any gamers here? A shitpost thread just for you.

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Mimics?! Who the hell ever met a mimic? What kind of campaigns are you running?

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I dunno. I think every DM pulls them out occasionally. If only as a cheap “gotcha” monster

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Glad to see her armor is regulation. . . .

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Would be funnier if that actually WAS a pike, not a salmon

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I still remember one of the first times I ran a scenario out of white dwarf, mispoke braziers one damn time, and I had a whole evening of players asking me to describe the smoking hot brasseries.
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There is an old, old gamer's joke about players attacking the Gazebo they encountered. And how this was just like the time they"lynched that green Davenport"