Investments a la Camel

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Investments a la Camel

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I'm fucking rich.

So fuck you.

If you ask me very nicely.

Very very nicely.

I'll tell you.

To fuck off.

And spend years wearing horrible suits.

And years at night school.

Learning how to do this.

BHAAAHAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAA
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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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I've seen people like you in Vegas.

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SELL! SELL! SELL!

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Rob Lister wrote:SELL! SELL! SELL!
You fucking pussy!
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Grammatron wrote:I've seen people like you in Vegas.

You're a fucking pussy, too.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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asthmatic camel wrote:
Grammatron wrote:I've seen people like you in Vegas.

You're a fucking pussy, too.
Yes, I'm soft, warm, and persuasive.

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I'm happy for you. :)
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Have I got a deal for you!
Fuck 'em in the ear! Fuck 'em in the other ear!

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Abdul, I have a few shares left in my new Nigerian Ground Nut Scheme™, should you be interested.

It's Kosher.

Honest Injun.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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:lmao:
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asthmatic camel wrote:Abdul, I have a few shares left in my new Nigerian Ground Nut Scheme™, should you be interested.

It's Kosher.

Honest Injun.
Why should I pay a Nigerian to grind my nuts, you fucking Ponzi scammer!
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Oh, ye of little faith...

I've doubled my money in the four years since George Osborne's 2015 pension reforms.

So fuck you.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Still happy for you.

:) :) :) :) :)
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People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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For a mere 1% a year, I shall make you wealthy.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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I'm minted!

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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The suits ain't horrible and me fellow furries tend to have small and easily accommodated penises.






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