Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:07 pm

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Somehow the law has to be changed.

Are judges required to make such accommodations for defense lawyers?

Or is it just a matter of they see them as too powerful to cross?
Both.
Under a state law dating back to 1905, judges and prosecutors must defer to the legislative schedule of any practicing attorney who serves in the General Assembly. Other attorney-lawmakers, though, are mainly relegated to claiming the exemption during the annual 40-day legislative sessions.

As House speaker, Ralston, who practices law in the rural, mountainous counties of North Georgia, can claim conflicts year-round. In 21 cases examined in four counties over a two-year period, he filed 57 requests for continuances.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:11 pm

shemp wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:05 pm
Yeah, fucking wow!

I had a brother-in-law who did something similar in a divorce case with my wife's sister. He had a lawyer who also was a state legislator (North Carolina), and in a similar manner he used the lawyer to drag out their divorce for over three years, just because he fucking could out of spite. Abuse was also involved. Also, he was a business partner with another of my wife's sisters, and his dragged her through court for years over the division of business assets, essentially trying to blackmail her for a bigger settlement.
Yea, what an asshole for using the law, as was his right!
In an "unfortunate" twist of fate, shortly after the cases finally got resolved, this fucking cunt got drunk one night, went for a midnight ocean swim, and drowned (presumably, his body was never found).
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shemp » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:29 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:11 pm
shemp wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:05 pm
Yeah, fucking wow!

I had a brother-in-law who did something similar in a divorce case with my wife's sister. He had a lawyer who also was a state legislator (North Carolina), and in a similar manner he used the lawyer to drag out their divorce for over three years, just because he fucking could out of spite. Abuse was also involved. Also, he was a business partner with another of my wife's sisters, and his dragged her through court for years over the division of business assets, essentially trying to blackmail her for a bigger settlement.
Yea, what an asshole for using the law, as was his right!

In an "unfortunate" twist of fate, shortly after the cases finally got resolved, this fucking cunt got drunk one night, went for a midnight ocean swim, and drowned (presumably, his body was never found).
:shock:
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Your mom did it.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:59 pm

shemp wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:29 pm
Rob Lister wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:11 pm
shemp wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:05 pm
Yeah, fucking wow!

I had a brother-in-law who did something similar in a divorce case with my wife's sister. He had a lawyer who also was a state legislator (North Carolina), and in a similar manner he used the lawyer to drag out their divorce for over three years, just because he fucking could out of spite. Abuse was also involved. Also, he was a business partner with another of my wife's sisters, and his dragged her through court for years over the division of business assets, essentially trying to blackmail her for a bigger settlement.
Yea, what an asshole for using the law, as was his right!
In an "unfortunate" twist of fate, shortly after the cases finally got resolved, this fucking cunt got drunk one night, went for a midnight ocean swim, and drowned (presumably, his body was never found).
:shock:
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
So is murder.
Your mom did it.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 19, 2019 9:13 pm

So some person fakes a racist attack, along with many, meaning there is no racism . . . then a Fucking Asshole like this shows up . . . from Alabama, Heavens to Betsy!

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This Fucking Asshole
The editor and publisher of a local paper in Alabama is under fire for penning an editorial calling for mass lynchings by the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

The opinion piece ran in his print-only newspaper, the Democrat-Reporter, last Thursday, Goodloe Sutton confirmed on Tuesday.

He said Democrats were going to raise taxes and that the KKK should hang them and raid Washington DC.

Alabama lawmakers have called for Sutton to resign.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

He was once a celebrated journalist, commended for his ethics
by other news outlets - including the New York Times and American Journalism Review.

"Democrats in the Republican Party and Democrats are plotting to raise taxes in Alabama... This socialist-communist ideology sounds good to the ignorant, the uneducated, and the simple-minded people."

["Snip!"--Ed.]

Sutton later confirmed to the Montgomery Advertiser that he had written the article.

"If we could get the Klan to go up there and clean out DC we'd all been better off," he said. "We'll get the hemp ropes out, loop them over a tall limb and hang all of them."

"It's not calling for the lynchings of Americans. These are socialist-communists we're talking about."

Sutton also told the paper he did not believe the Klan was a violent organisation.

"They didn't kill but a few people. The Klan wasn't violent until they needed to be." What can I say write but, "Salieri?"

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:09 am

Alabama. Living down to its stereotype again.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Feb 20, 2019 12:58 am

Holy fuck.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Feb 20, 2019 1:10 am

Wish I was a billionaire so I could buy that newspaper and fold it.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:10 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:27 am

I wonder if he is "real," but you know I find "sockhunts" boring, and if you act like a racist intolerant Cunt, do not complain if everyone deems you as such.

Anyways, liked this response:
When I was growing up, we made fun of kids with tiny penises. It didn't get their penises to grow, but they did grow up to be stupendous assholes. I'm very, very sorry for all of the taunting you endured.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:35 am

This Fucking Asshole:

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:33 am

I feel like he could have offended more people if he tried. Where are the Asians and Latinos?

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:23 pm

Those are his two other ill fitting t shirts.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:11 pm

Maybe they are on the back and extend into his crack.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shemp » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:56 am

Which crack? The one in his ass or the one in his head?
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:29 pm

https://www.physiciansweekly.com/master ... r-old-boy/
The boy weighed 68 pounds when he died. As he wasted away, Morrow kept telling the parents to continue giving him “natural” remedies. For example, Morrow said rubbing lavender oil on the child’s spine would relax him.

The boy’s parents claimed they were brainwashed, but the defense said the mother had stopped giving the child insulin before she ever met Morrow. Pediatricians had told the mother that a “honeymoon period” of time where he wouldn’t need insulin might occur after the drug had been started.

The jury was shown a YouTube video in which Morrow said, “insulin is very poisonous to the system.” Instead of restarting the insulin, the mother, who has not been charged in the death, said Morrow told her the child was just going through a “healing crisis” manifested by pain and weight loss and said he would soon recover.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shemp » Sat Mar 16, 2019 9:58 pm

This is clearly the mother's fault. The boy should have been taken to a homeopath instead.
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