Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:47 am

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:05 am

They can move forward by acting like responsible adults instead of assholes. Might be beyond their ability.

And no, I don't think the plaintive husband knew nothing about all the vicious crap his wife was doing. They deserve each other.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shemp » Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:27 pm

I think the way I would move forward is divorce.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shuize » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:05 pm

First things first. Is the reddit wife hot?

If not, the answer is obvious.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:59 pm

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:08 pm

Grammatron wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:59 pm
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Then why did you do that to My Mom?





Wait! No! Your Mom!





Fuck.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:18 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:08 pm
Grammatron wrote:
Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:59 pm
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Then why did you do that to My Mom?





Wait! No! Your Mom!





Fuck.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Witness » Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:38 am

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:46 am

No shit.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by xouper » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:08 am

If you don't like claws, don't own a damn cat.
That's one of the reasons I don't own a damn cat.

Even if you take away all the other reasons, that one would still keep me from owning a damn cat.

Other than that, I generally like cats. Most of the time. Other people's cats, I should say.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:20 am

This Fucking Asshole:

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Man arrested after boy falls from balcony at Minnesota's Mall of America

(Reuters) - A 5-year-old boy suffered life-threatening injuries on Friday after being thrown or pushed by an apparent stranger from a third-floor balcony at Minnesota’s Mall of America, and a man who fled the scene has been charged with attempted homicide, police said.

The child was rushed to a hospital after officers and passersby provided aid at the scene, Bloomington Police Chief Jeff Potts said. His condition was not immediately known.

Shortly after the incident, police arrested a 24-year-old man inside the mall, one of the state’s leading tourist attractions, after he had fled the scene, Potts said.

The suspect, Emmanuel Deshawn Aranda, who is from the area, was charged with attempted homicide, police said in a statement.

“At this time we do not believe there is a relationship between the suspect and the child or the family of the child, and we are actively investigating as to why this incident occurred,” Potts said at a briefing just outside the mall.

Police received an initial report at 10:17 a.m. saying a child had fallen from the third level of the mall, but witnesses reported the child was pushed or thrown by a man, Potts said.

“We don’t believe that there is a threat to the public at this point as the suspect has been located,” he said, adding that the incident appeared to be isolated.

The Mall of America, home to 330 stores, is located in the city of Bloomington, just south of Minneapolis. According to the mall’s website, it is visited by 40 million people from around the world each year.

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MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — A child was rushed to a hospital Friday morning after reportedly being thrown from a balcony at the Mall of America, and one person has been taken into custody.

A witness at the Bloomington mall told WCCO that a woman was screaming that someone threw her child from the third floor balcony. This was near the southeast corner of the mall.

“She was screaming ‘Everyone pray, everyone pray. Because that worked so well. Oh my God, my baby, someone threw him over the edge,'” Brian Johnson said.

Bloomington Police reported that the victim was 5 years old.

A source at the scene told WCCO that the person who threw, or possibly pushed, the child fled the mall and was apprehended near the light rail station. Later Friday afternoon, police identified the suspect as 24-year-old Emmanuel Deshawn Aranda, who is from the metro area.

Aranda, who is being held on suspected attempted homicide, had been banned from Mall of America in the past How did that work out?, and was charged and convicted of misdemeanors in two separate incidents at the mall in 2015. In July of that year, Aranda was charged with causing damage inside stores, throwing items off of a balcony to a lower level and resisting arrest. Aranda was then charged in October of that year for throwing a glass of water and a glass of tea at a woman inside of Twin City Grill after she refused to buy him food.

Aranda was also charged in August of 2015 with destroying computers in a north Minneapolis library They were not Macs so no one cared. According to the criminal complaint, Aranda told officers that “he has some anger issues,” and that, “it does not happen all the time.”

The police department is working with the Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office crime lab to investigate the incident, and they are also working with the mall to determine if any surveillance video exists of the incident.

Emergency crews could be seen performing CPR on the child in the southeast corner of the mall. A large amount of blood was on the floor.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shemp » Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:37 pm

Society used to institutionalize the dangerously mentally ill. Now instead we give them social media accounts.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Apr 13, 2019 11:04 pm

Fits the definition of "a danger to himself or others".
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:38 am

Heartbreaking.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:00 pm

I blame Ronnie.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shemp » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:56 pm

sparks wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:00 pm
I blame Ronnie.
Ronnie James Dio? Ronnie Spector? What do either of them have to do with this?
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:34 pm

Either of the Two Ronnies.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:16 pm

BWAHAHAHA...

This Ronnie here:

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Not nearly as egregious as some Assholes nominated for our consideration in this august thread to be sure, but enough of an Asshole to join their ranks.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:58 am

Saved the world, sparks.

I know, I know, that was Nice of him.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Mon Apr 15, 2019 8:51 am

It's not that I'm not appreciative of all he's done for me Doc, just that, well....

He was an asshole! And you're right: He always played it way too nice.
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