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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri May 10, 2019 12:34 am

Taylor Bland-Ball and Joshua McAdams
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A judge has ruled that two Florida parents must continue their three-year-old son's chemotherapy treatment for his leukaemia against their wishes.

Taylor Bland-Ball and Joshua McAdams had wanted to pursue other treatment options for their son, including medical cannabis and alkaline diets.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri May 10, 2019 12:50 am

Magical thinking coupled with malicious ignorance.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri May 10, 2019 3:34 am

Sounds like they intend to go doctor shopping until they find one who tells them what they want to hear.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Witness » Fri May 10, 2019 3:40 am

Toddler fed vegan diet so malnourished she had no teeth, court told

A baby girl fed a vegan diet by her parents was so malnourished by the time she was 19 months old she didn't have any teeth and looked like she was just three months old, a Sydney court has heard.

The toddler's parents – who can't be named for legal reasons – have pleaded guilty to failing to provide for her causing danger of serious injury.

Court documents reveal she was fed oats, potatoes, rice, tofu, bread, peanut butter and rice milk. A mouthful of fruit or two sultanas were her snacks.

The eastern suburbs couple, who hadn't vaccinated the toddler, faced a sentence hearing at Downing Centre District Court on Thursday.

The girl, who was taken to hospital after she suffered a seizure in March 2018, was fed the strict plant-based diet which left her malnourished and suffering a preventable bone disease.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri May 10, 2019 10:07 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
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Sounds like they intend to go doctor shopping until they find one who tells them what they want to hear.
Munchausen by proxy, in a way. Then they could enact the role of the grieving parents.
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Post by Doctor X » Fri May 10, 2019 2:05 pm

They will blame the cancer and failure to improve on "Western Medicine/Big Pharma/Trump."

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Post by Pyrrho » Fri May 10, 2019 7:03 pm

If only the child would get right with God.
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Post by Doctor X » Fri May 10, 2019 11:26 pm

For his own good.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Wed May 15, 2019 1:35 am

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The mother of a young Newfoundland girl who died last summer is furious her daughter’s altered image was used online as part of an antivaccination campaign.

She has screenshots showing someone posted on a Facebook page an image of Nevaeh Denine’s face, with text claiming her death was related to vaccines.

The girl, who was diagnosed with neuroblastoma at an early age, was well known in Newfoundland and Labrador for starting a lemonade stand to raise money for children with cancer.

“To say this has upset our family is an understatement,” the girl’s mother, Holly Denine, said in a text message Tuesday. “Nevaeh loved social media, interviews and talking about her lemonade stand. She was so proud when someone stopped her and told her how her journey through treatment with cancer inspired them or helped them in their own battle with the disease.”

For someone to “steal her image and use it in such a cruel way is heartbreaking to say the least,” she added.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shemp » Wed May 15, 2019 1:56 am

Antivaxers are truly among the lowest of the low and the stupidest of the stupid. Too bad we can't bring back the ancient practice of declaring a person to be "outlaw" so that laws don't apply to them and anyone may freely kill them without penalty.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Thu May 16, 2019 7:38 am

Cadesha Bishop

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A woman has been charged with murder after pushing a 74-year-old man off a bus and to his death.

The 25-year-old woman, Cadesha Bishop, was arrested after Las Vegas police released a video of the incident, and encouraging potential witnesses to come forward with any information they might have.

The man, Serge Fournier, initially survived the fall, but later died from injuries.

In the video, Ms Bishop can be seen speaking with Fournier after she entered the bus, and as he moved to get out of the vehicle with a metal cart.

As Fournier passes the suspect, she then pushes him from behind forcefully. He can be seen falling out of the bus and onto the sidewalk outside, landing on top of the metal cart he was carrying.

Fellow passengers and witnesses told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that Ms Bishop had been shouting profanities at other passengers before Fournier interceded and asked her to be nicer.

She then pushed him out of the bus, witnesses said. After the push, she then walked away without offering to help the senior citizen.

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Post by Pyrrho » Thu May 16, 2019 10:36 am

If convicted the government will grant her guaranteed food and lodging with a community of her peers. In a way, no real consequences, because she won't give a damn one way or the other.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue May 21, 2019 11:34 am

Students at Ohio school put bodily fluids in food for teachers, reports say

Ugh. Well, that's the last time they'll have a cooking contest for students.
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Post by Pyrrho » Wed May 22, 2019 10:57 pm

https://www.wcpo.com/news/national/a-he ... -its-owner
Emma, a healthy Shih Tzu mix, was euthanized to fulfill her late owner's dying wish that the dog be put down -- and then laid to rest with her.

The dog arrived at the Chesterfield County Animal Shelter in Chesterfield, Virginia, on March 8 after her owner's death, where she stayed for two weeks. During that time, the shelter was in contact with the executor of the dead woman's estate trying to keep the dog alive.

"We did suggest they could sign the dog over on numerous occasions, because it's a dog we could easily find a home for and re-home," said Carrie Jones, manager of Chesterfield Animal Services told CNN affiliate WWBT .

On March 22, the executor of the owner's estate came to the shelter to get the dog, a spokeswoman for the Chesterfield County Police told CNN. The shelter again offered to have the dog signed over and be adopted out, but the executor declined.

Emma was then taken to a local veterinarian, euthanized and taken to a pet cremation center in Richmond, Virginia, WWBT reported. Her ashes were placed in an urn and returned to the representative of the woman's estate.
Cruelty to animals.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Fri May 24, 2019 2:48 am

A disabled woman who gave birth at a Phoenix care facility was likely pregnant before, documents allege

Ugh. And to top it all off, this woman has been institutionalized since the age of about 3 years old. They originally reported that she was in a "vegetative state" but now they describe her as "disabled" and having "intellectual disabilities".
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(CNN)A disabled woman who gave birth at an Arizona long-term care facility had been raped repeatedly, and had likely been pregnant before, new documents allege.

Her lawyers filed a $45 million notice of claim to Arizona on Wednesday with allegations against the state along with Hacienda HealthCare, where the woman had lived since 1992.

She delivered a boy at the facility in late December, shocking her caregivers, who said they had no idea she was pregnant. She has since left the facility.
Authorities obtained DNA samples from male staff members and arrested licensed practical nurse Nathan Sutherland, 36, who was caring for the woman. He was charged with sexual assault and vulnerable adult abuse, and has pleaded not guilty.
New allegations revealed
In the notice of claim filed before litigation for settlement discussion, the family made a series of allegations against the state and the health care facility where the now 29-year-old woman lived.
(1992 was 26 years ago. She is now 29.)
The Maricopa County Medical Center examined the woman after she gave birth and concluded she'd been "violated repeatedly," the documents allege. Her giving birth was likely a "repeat parous event," which means she may have been pregnant before, the documents say.
From the claim, it's unclear whether she carried the previous pregnancy her family believes she had to term.
It said the woman suffered multiple sexual assaults that caused her permanent physical and emotional pain, and caused her parents significant emotional distress.
The woman has intellectual disabilities as a result of childhood seizures, and is bedridden and nonverbal. But she can move some of her extremities, respond to sound and make facial gestures, according to her family.
Her parents had previously requested that she be cared for by female employees and was assured that would happen, but it did not, the documents allege. Instead, unsupervised male caretakers, including the suspect, were allowed to go into her room, the documents say.
The documents accuse the state of being "vicariously liable for the negligence, gross negligence and medical negligence" at Hacienda.
It also raises a question for me about the medical ethics of the whole situation, even if she hadn't been raped. This is not a life. Is this a life worth living, even without the rape? Is euthanasia not kinder? If it were a horse with a broken leg, we would "put it down as a kindness". But since she's a homo sapiens, we keep this bedridden, nonverbal body alive for decades. Is that truly the most ethical decision?
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Fri May 24, 2019 3:49 am

Yeah, but Anax, Jesus.

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Post by shemp » Fri May 24, 2019 3:50 am

Easy there, Anax. You start euthanizing people who can't give consent, and the next thing you know, you're gassing them in the back of a van. I'm all in on assisted suicide, but putting humans down without their consent is a much different game.
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Post by shemp » Fri May 24, 2019 3:52 am

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Yeah, but Anax, Jesus.

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Post by Doctor X » Fri May 24, 2019 4:07 am

Should have used birth control certainly.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Fri May 24, 2019 4:43 am

Something doesn't quite add up in that story.
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