Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by ed » Mon May 27, 2019 10:26 am

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Same thing with my own dad. He did have a living trust set up and a signed DNR. Easy peasy.
Good. But you have to have clarity. The doctors are thinking "lawsuit". I recall they asked me "what would he want?" and I said without a moments hesitation "Not this, pull the plug". Its not a braggy thing, it was clarity. No room whatsoever for interpretation.

I recall an aunt who left me more than my bro with some odd wording. No idea what she was on about so I just split it even steven. People don't realize that seances really dont work and that if you have specific wishes you gotta be clear.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue May 28, 2019 6:14 am

こいつ:
Japan attack: Child among three dead in Kawasaki stabbing

A group of schoolchildren waiting for a bus have been attacked by a knife-wielding man in a Japanese city just south of Tokyo.

At least 18 people were injured on a residential street in Kawasaki. Two of them, a 12-year-old girl and a 39-year-old man, are dead.

A suspect, a man in his 50s, reportedly stabbed himself in the neck and was later detained. He has now also died from his injuries.

The motive for the attack is unknown.

Sixteen of those injured are said to be schoolgirls, according to news site Kyodo.

Police responding to the incident recovered two knives at the scene, said NHK.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shuize » Tue May 28, 2019 8:36 am

Doctor X wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 6:14 am
こいつ:
Japan attack: Child among three dead in Kawasaki stabbing

A group of schoolchildren waiting for a bus have been attacked by a knife-wielding man in a Japanese city just south of Tokyo.

At least 18 people were injured on a residential street in Kawasaki. Two of them, a 12-year-old girl and a 39-year-old man, are dead.

A suspect, a man in his 50s, reportedly stabbed himself in the neck and was later detained. He has now also died from his injuries.

The motive for the attack is unknown.

Sixteen of those injured are said to be schoolgirls, according to news site Kyodo.

Police responding to the incident recovered two knives at the scene, said NHK.

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Yeah, fuck that guy.  

In other stabby news, some guy pulled a knife on a policeman in Saitama this afternoon and got gutshot for his troubles.

All well and good. But the Japanese article says the police "fired a warning shot in the air."

「直後に男が刃物を持って向かってきたため、空に威嚇射撃した後、男に向けて発砲したという。」

WTF? Hey, Mr. Omawari-san, those bullets come down, you know.

http://www.msn.com/ja-jp/news/national/ ... ocid=ientp

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue May 28, 2019 8:51 am

Huh. I did not know they were usually armed with a gun.

But then I try not to piss off the 警察官.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Tue May 28, 2019 10:56 am

shuize wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 8:36 am
Yeah, fuck that guy.  

In other stabby news, some guy pulled a knife on a policeman in Saitama this afternoon and got gutshot for his troubles.

All well and good. But the Japanese article says the police "fired a warning shot in the air."

「直後に男が刃物を持って向かってきたため、空に威嚇射撃した後、男に向けて発砲したという。」

WTF? Hey, Mr. Omawari-san, those bullets come down, you know.
Apparently, they have to fire a warning shot.

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/20 ... e-of-guns/

In the U.S. warning shots are generally not allowed but there are exceptions.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue May 28, 2019 11:48 am

I don't know if they all carry guns (probably not) but certainly some of them do. The others carry some kind of billy club I think.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shuize » Tue May 28, 2019 1:39 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 10:56 am
shuize wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 8:36 am
Yeah, fuck that guy.  

In other stabby news, some guy pulled a knife on a policeman in Saitama this afternoon and got gutshot for his troubles.

All well and good. But the Japanese article says the police "fired a warning shot in the air."

「直後に男が刃物を持って向かってきたため、空に威嚇射撃した後、男に向けて発砲したという。」

WTF? Hey, Mr. Omawari-san, those bullets come down, you know.
Apparently, they have to fire a warning shot.

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/opinion/20 ... e-of-guns/

In the U.S. warning shots are generally not allowed but there are exceptions.

It's not the warning shot (although if someone was coming at me with a knife, fuck that). It's that he shot it into the fucking air.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shuize » Tue May 28, 2019 2:09 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 8:51 am
Huh. I did not know they were usually armed with a gun.

But then I try not to piss off the 警察官.

雨に

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Japanese police carry guns. Although, I'm pretty sure it's a just shitty 38-caliber revolver. Every once in a while, you'll hear a story about one of them accidently firing it or leaving in a toilet, etc.

A police officer left his gun in the toilet of a drugstore in Ota, Gunma Prefecture, it was revealed Friday.

https://japantoday.com/category/nationa ... ore-toilet


I seem to remember an old video of armed Japanese police running from a guy with a stick, but I can't seem to find it on YouTube.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Rob Lister » Tue May 28, 2019 2:14 pm

The shitty 38 is my favorite weapon. It never disappoints.

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Post by shuize » Tue May 28, 2019 2:18 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Tue May 28, 2019 2:14 pm
The shitty 38 is my favorite weapon. It never disappoints.

It didn't disappoint today, either.

I was just being sarcastic. I carried a .357 revolver when I used to go to shitty neighborhoods in my old job. I often used .38 rounds on the range (cheaper) and they worked just fine.

I still can't find the guy chasing Japanese police with a stick. But I did find video of a naked foreigner chasing Japanese police after swimming in the imperial moat.


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Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:10 am

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by shemp » Mon Jun 03, 2019 12:59 am

That guy's why the "cruel and unusual punishment" shit should be removed from the constitution. Hanging's too good for him.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:19 pm

shemp wrote:
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That guy's why the "cruel and unusual punishment" shit should be removed from the constitution. Hanging's too good for him.
I must respectfully disagree.

Hanging would be just fine.

An old fashioned English style public hanging complete with the taunts of the crowd on the way to the gallows. :mrgreen:
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Post by shemp » Thu Jun 06, 2019 1:05 am

Alright, but afterward we draw and quarter him!
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jun 06, 2019 10:23 am

Yeah.

The side-effects of anti-seizure medications.

One can only hope he meets the Health Inspector:



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