Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Jun 18, 2019 6:04 pm

Definitely a cunt.
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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:38 pm

It is a very profitable profession, these days.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:08 am

This sounds like the plot of a horror movie:

An Alaska teen is accused of killing her friend after a man she met online said he'd pay $9 million for videos of the murder
Denali Brehmer began planning how to kill her "best friend" after a man she met online said he would pay her several million dollars for evidence of the killing, Alaska authorities say.
The 18-year-old from Anchorage, Alaska, had developed an online relationship with Darin Schilmiller, 21, of Indiana, who posed as a millionaire named "Tyler," and offered her at least $9 million to kill Cynthia Hoffman and send him "videos and photographs of the murder," according to the Alaska Department of Law.
The two began discussing "a plan to rape and murder someone in Alaska," several weeks before Hoffman's murder, according to court documents.

Hoffman, 19, and Brehmer are described in the documents as "best friends."
"Best friends," huh? Well, I suppose that everything has its price, right?
Hoffman was bound with duct tape, shot in the back of the head, and pushed into a river near a hiking trail outside Anchorage on June 2, the department said in a statement.
Anchorage Police officers discovered her body along the Eklutna River bank on June 4.
Brehmer recruited Kayden McIntosh, 16, Caleb Leyland, 19, and two juveniles to help her carry out the killing, and in exchange, "all of them would receive a significant sum of money for their part in the planning and/or execution of the murder," according to the department's statement.
CNN has reached out to Brehmer's attorney, Emily Cooper, but a request for comment has not been answered.
Federal officials are in the process of seeing Schilmiller transferred to Anchorage, US Department of Justice spokeswoman Chloe Martin said. Schilmiller is in federal custody and will be arraigned once in Alaska, authorities said.
He is being held on child pornography charges.
Federal court documents allege Schilmiller had also directed Brehmer to sexually assault an "8 or 9 year old" and a 15-year-old and send videos to him. Brehmer told investigators she did, and video of the 15-year-old was recovered by investigators.
It is unclear whether Schilmiller has an attorney or whether federal charges have been brought against Brehmer.
This fucking cunt managed to orchestrate all this from another state, by claiming to be rich and offering the fools millions of dollars to commit these crimes.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Witness » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:23 am

↑ It would be a bad movie, it sounds so dumb (on both sides). The boredom in Alaska must be staggering. :|

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Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:36 am

You might have to use a little bit of dramatic license and clever writing to make it into a good story, but I think the basic premise could make a decent horror flick.

In real life there are some very stupid people. As this incident is Exhibit No. 1.
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Post by Witness » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:41 am

Oh, I have no doubt whatsoever that Hollywood could make a movie out of it. :twisted:

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Post by sparks » Wed Jun 19, 2019 3:21 am

There is no end to the vacuous chasm of Dumbth.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:47 am

Wow.

I always feel like Gram's Mom dirty if I like a posting like that.

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Post by sparks » Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:27 pm

Like the Eye of Sauron, it perversitates everywhere!

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Post by shemp » Wed Jun 19, 2019 1:31 pm

The Stupid is like Ebola, but worse. It spreads faster, kills more, and is impossible to contain.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:04 pm

We call that... efficient.

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Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:43 am

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This Asshole
Israeli Education Minister Rafi Peretz has said he believes so-called "gay conversion therapy" can work, triggering widespread condemnation.

"I think it's possible," Mr Peretz, an Orthodox rabbi, told Israel's Channel 12 TV channel. He added that he had "a very deep familiarity with the issue".

PM Benjamin Netanyahu said such remarks were "unacceptable". When Netanyahu calls you "unacceptable," . . .

["Snip!"--Ed.]

"I think that it is possible to convert [someone's sexual orientation]," Mr Peretz said on Saturday.

"I can tell you that I have deep familiarity on the issue of education, and I have also done this."

He described how he had acted when a gay person told him about his sexual inclinations.

"First of all, I embraced him. I said very warm things to him. I told him, 'Let's think. Let's study. And let's contemplate.'

"The objective is first of all for him to know himself well... and then he will decide," Mr Peretz said.

He later attempted to clarify his comments, saying he did not intend that gay children must be sent to "conversion therapy", the Jerusalem Post reports.

So why is this Fucking Asshole in government?

The prime minister said he had personally spoken to Mr Peretz, a leading member of the ultranationalist United Right alliance, to express his criticism.

Nitzan Horowitz, who leads the left-wing Meretz party, said "gay conversion therapy" was a dangerous practice which causes extremely severe circumstances for youths, including suicide".

Israel's LGBT Task Force, the Aguda, called for the resignation of Mr Peretz.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:03 am

Just how deep is his familiarity?
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jul 14, 2019 7:48 am

A totally kosher and "I'm NOT gay!" way.

There is also a harridan from Our Colonies who moved from Tory to "Brexit" party and became an MEP, which is, if you ask asthmatic, a step above canine anal cyst burster. She blathered something about the "science" of "t3h gh3y," but other than Fitting the Negative Stereotype of British Dentistry, her interview on FoxSky was a veritable word-salad that makes AOC appear articulate. No one gives a shit about her beyond "point-and-laugh."

This Fucking Asshole they have to keep about for the mess that is coalition governments.

Though it is funny, Netanyahu denouncing him reminded me of a Democratic congressman denouncing AOC for calling Pelosi a racist: sometimes the stupidity is so intense it compels partisans to drop partisanship to recognize it. The House Republicans stripped Duncan the Cunt Hunter of all committee memberships long ago and rather hope he will be convicted so they can get him expelled in time to run a potentially less-corrupt and more sane alternative which is probably not possible.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jul 14, 2019 11:38 am

Israeli Education Minister Rafi Peretz ...
The result of proportional representation and coalition government, and it could just as easily have been a coalition with the Israeli Labor Party.

The religious crazies, though a small minority, often hold the balance of power and always want the Education portfolio as the price of doing business.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jul 23, 2019 7:22 am

Also UK news, but it fits here:

Carl Beech: Liar, fraudster and paedophile
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Carl Beech is a liar, fraudster and paedophile.

But for 18 months between 2014 and 2016, he was the star witness in a high-profile investigation into allegations of sexual abuse and murder, involving MPs, generals and senior figures in the intelligence services.

Those falsely accused had their properties raided, and one of them - ex-MP Harvey Proctor - lost both his home and his job.

At the time, Beech, a former NHS paediatric nurse, was working as a hospital inspector with the Care Quality Commission. He was also the governor of two schools in Gloucestershire where he lived.

Police referred to him only using the pseudonym "Nick", to protect his identity.

His claims that he and others had been the victim of sexual abuse by a "VIP ring" in the late 1970s and early 1980s, and that he had witnessed three child murders by members of the same group, featured prominently on BBC News, in a British national newspaper and on a now-defunct website called Exaro.

However, while he was promoting his lies, Beech was busy downloading child abuse imagery and covertly filming a teenage boy.

The investigation - known as Operation Midland - would cost some £2.5m. But by the time it was wound up, not one arrest had been made.

Beech, however, received more than £20,000 in public money as compensation for injuries he claimed were inflicted during the alleged abuse - injuries he had never actually suffered.

On 22 July, Beech was found guilty of 12 counts of perverting the course of justice and one of fraud, at the end of a 12-week trial.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by sparks » Tue Jul 23, 2019 3:56 pm

Looks like Flounder.
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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 23, 2019 4:48 pm

If you go to the article, that is actually a flattering portrait of the Fucking Asshole.

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Re: Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Jul 23, 2019 11:33 pm

Hard to beat that photo for an expression of sheer malevolence.
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jul 26, 2019 1:51 pm

And now he will spend 18 Years in Jail.

Should get his mind right.

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