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This Fucking Asshole has all sorts of "special!"

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Havant teacher who had sex with four pupils jailed

A teacher who had sex with four of his pupils, including one who became pregnant, has been jailed for 12 years.

Sean Aldridge, 37, a former teacher at Warblington School in Havant, Hampshire, was found guilty of 24 counts of sexual activity with a child.

Jurors heard some of the offences took place while he was on paternity leave. He did say he was "helping the children."


Too soon?


The court heard he had previously been investigated by the school but was subsequently promoted to assistant head teacher and head of safeguarding. "Head of Safeguarding" the children. You just cannot make this up.

During the three-week trial, Portsmouth Crown Court heard that Aldridge, from Southsea, had sex with girls aged 13 to 16 between 2006 and 2012 on school premises and in his car.

["Snip!"--Ed.]

Passing sentence, Judge Roger Etherington said of Aldridge: "The abuse of trust was truly appalling. You were perceived as a good or outstanding teacher with a special rapport with pupils." Just . . . stop.

But, he said, Aldridge had groomed girls with "flirty texts and intimate photos".

["Snip!"--Ed.]

Emma Lile, for the Crown Prosecution Service, said Aldridge had "groomed and abused the trust of four young girls" who he deliberately targeted because they were vulnerable.

She said: "He took any opportunity to have sex with them on school premises or at his home. He thought he could lead a normal life being married and having children without probably being ever caught."

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But he had a special rapport with pupils.


You know, maybe it cynical of me to say this, but perhaps it's the teachers who seem to be most popular with students who you need to watch out for especially. Just a thought. They're the ones with the charisma to groom them and seduce them after all.
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An armed man who caused panic at a Walmart in Missouri says it was a 'social experiment'
(CNN)Dmitriy Andreychenko walked into a Walmart in Missouri equipped with body armor, a handgun and a rifle less than a week after a gunman killed 22 people in a Walmart in Texas. He says it was a "social experiment" -- and not intended to cause panic.

"I wanted to know if that Walmart honored the 2nd amendment," he told Springfield police, according to a probable cause statement.
Andreychenko, 20, recorded himself as he pushed a cart into the store in Springfield, saying he intended to buy grocery bags.
He didn't intend for any negative reaction, he said. The recording was in case anyone stopped him and asked him to leave, , according to the statement.
His wife and sister told him beforehand that the idea was not smart, especially considering the recent shootings in El Paso and Dayton, according to the document.
He told his sister it was "a social experiment on how his 2nd amendment right would be respected in a public area," according to the document.
The rifle he carried had a loaded magazine, but a round was not chambered; and the handgun was loaded with a round in the chamber, the probable cause document said.
Missouri is an open carry state, but for some reason, he's being charged anyway.
'He's lucky to be alive'
He faces a charge of making a terrorist threat in the second degree, the police department said on Twitter. CNN was unable to determine whether he was represented by an attorney.
The consequences he faces are not a reflection of how Missouri -- an open carry state -- respects the 2nd Amendment, prosecuting attorney Dan Patterson said in a statement.
"Missouri protects the right to open carry a firearm, but that right does not allow an individual to act in a reckless and criminal manner, endangering other citizens," Patterson said. "As Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes famously explained, 'the most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man ... falsely shouting fire in a theater causing a panic.'"
Police Lt. Mike Lucas said he did indeed cause a panic.
"His intent was not to cause peace or comfort to anybody that was in the business," Lucas said. "In fact, he's lucky to be alive still to be honest."
I wonder if the charges will stick?
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Yeah, that's the ticket.

And if that doesn't fly, say it was a conceptual art project.

Open carry or no, threatening people is illegal even when there are no firearms involved.

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Dmitriy Andreychenko
Armed man who sowed panic at Walmart claimed he was testing his Second Amendment rights, police say
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His wife told him it was a bad idea. His sister reminded him of what had happened in El Paso less than a week earlier, when a gunman killed 22 people after opening fire at a shopping center and Walmart.

But Dmitriy Andreychenko went ahead with his plan for a “social experiment,” according to police. The 20-year-old used a cellphone Thursday to film himself entering a Walmart in Springfield, Mo., wearing body armor and carrying a loaded military-style rifle. He said he wanted to test whether his Second Amendment rights would be honored in a public area.

The subsequent scenes of panic were frighteningly familiar. In the week since two mass shootings in Texas and Ohio left 31 dead, moments including a backfiring motorcycle in Manhattan’s Times Square to a falling sign in a Utah mall have triggered pandemonium. On Tuesday, panicked customers ran from a Louisiana Walmart after men in an argument drew weapons, police said.

Andreychenko claimed he did not anticipate customers’ reactions, a Friday statement from a Springfield police officer says.

“This is Missouri,” he told investigators, according to law enforcement. “I understand if we were somewhere else like New York or California, people would freak out.” You cannot make this up.

Prosecutors on Friday charged Andreychenko, of Springfield, with making a terrorist threat, saying he recklessly disregarded the risk of causing a building evacuation by knowingly sowing fear in the wake of the El Paso mass shooting at the same retail chain.

Missouri is an open-carry state. In 2014, state law allowed anyone with a concealed-carry weapon permit to carry a weapon in the open, statewide, overriding local regulations. Starting in 2017, the state allowed individuals to carry concealed weapons without a permit in most locations and most people 19 or older to obtain a concealed carry permit, which can translate to carry rights in other states.

“Missouri protects the right of people to open carry a firearm, but that does not allow an individual to act in a reckless and criminal manner endangering other citizens,” Greene County Prosecuting Attorney Dan Patterson said in a statement, likening Andreychenko’s actions to raising a false fire alarm in a theater.

Andreychenko’s second-degree felony charge carries up to four years’ imprisonment and a fine of as much as $10,000. He is being held on $10,000 bond with the stipulation that he may not possess a firearm, according to the prosecutor.

The Washington Post could not immediately reach Andreychenko for comment. It is not clear whether he has a lawyer.

Andreychenko — who typically keeps a gun and vest in his car, according to his wife — arrived at Walmart just after 4 p.m. Thursday despite his family’s warnings that his plan would provoke fear after the El Paso massacre, court documents say. The man used his cellphone to record himself entering the Walmart’s front entrance and then headed toward the building’s southeast corner, according to police. On his right hip was another weapon besides his AR-style rifle: a semiautomatic handgun loaded with one round in its chamber. Police say he had more than 100 rounds of ammunition.

He said he was recording in case somebody stopped him. He just wanted to shop, he said — and test Walmart’s support for the right to bear arms.

Although he said he did not anticipate the fearful response, Andreychenko knew about the shootings in El Paso and Dayton, Ohio, and even said he brought the rifle and body armor to protect himself after the deadly attacks, police said.

Walmart employees quickly raised alarms.

Watching the armed man move down the aisles with a shopping cart, a store manager told an employee to pull the fire alarm to get people out of the store, believing that Andreychenko would open fire. Andreychenko said he, too, left the store at that point, police said.

["Snip!" – Ed.]

Walmart said in a statement that Andreychenko is no longer welcome in the chain’s stores and that it is working with authorities.

["Snip!" – Ed.]

Springfield attorney Scott Pierson told local news outlet KY3 that Andreychenko might not have been arrested for the incident if it happened before the shootings last weekend in El Paso and Dayton.


“His intent was not to cause peace or comfort to anybody that was in the business,” [Springfield Police Lieutenant – Ed.] Lucas said. “In fact, he’s lucky to be alive still, to be honest.”

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Cleveland cop urinated on 12-year-old girl waiting for school bus while recording on cellphone, prosecutors say
CLEVELAND, Ohio — A Cleveland police officer tried to kidnap a 12-year-old girl waiting for her school bus and urinated on her while he filmed the interaction, prosecutors said.

Officer Solomon Nhiwatiwa, 34, is charged with attempted kidnapping, pandering obscenity, disseminating material harmful to juveniles, assault, endangering children, child enticement, interfering with custody and public indecency. He is set to be arraigned on Monday.

He was suspended without pay until the case is concluded. He was hired as a police officer in 2014.

“He will be held accountable,” Cuyahoga County Prosecutor Michael O’Malley said. “It’s my office’s mission to ensure he never wears the badge of a police officer again.”

The incident happened on Friday on Euclid Avenue in Euclid. Nhiwatiwa was arrested on Tuesday.

The girl was sitting on the sidewalk waiting to be picked by a school bus. Nhiwatiwa drove up and tried to entice the girl to get inside his car by asking if she needed a ride to school, prosecutors said.

The girl repeatedly refused and Nhiwatiwa initially drove off. He returned about one minute later and recorded himself on his cellphone urinating on the girl, prosecutors said.

Nhiwatiwa again left. A neighbor later called Euclid police and said a man, later identified as Nhiwatiwa, was acting strange and looking inside people’s cars.

The girl’s mother reported the incident to Euclid police, who pieced together the connection, prosecutors said.

Nhiwatiwa turned himself in to police on Tuesday.

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Anaxagoras wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:19 am
CLEVELAND, Ohio — A Cleveland police officer tried to kidnap a 12-year-old girl waiting for her school bus and urinated on her while he filmed the interaction, prosecutors said.

Ha. Ha. Even skipping past the attempted kidnapping, that’s still the stupidest thing I’ve read in quite a while. Good job pissing away that sweet government pension, you fucking idiot. Not to mention making the prosecutor’s job oh so much easier by recording the whole thing.

I’ll be sure to file this one away in the “Only police officers should be trusted with firearms” box.
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A baby kept on a vegan diet died. His parents have been arrested on a manslaughter charge.

On Sept. 27, around 4 a.m., Sheila O'Leary nursed the child briefly and, she told authorities, became worried when he began breathing shallowly, the Florida Fort Myers News-Press reported. Rather than call for help, though, the O'Learys went to sleep.

The paramedics who responded to a 911 call later that day pronounced the boy dead at the Cape Coral, Florida, home; he weighed just 17 pounds when he died, according to police reports, significantly under the average weight for a child his age, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Sheila and Ryan O'Leary told investigators that the vegan family only eats fruit, vegetables and raw foods, such as mangoes, rambutans, bananas and avocados, according to the News-Press. The parents supplemented the toddler's diet with breast milk.

The child, who was home-birthed had never seen a doctor.

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The O'Learys have two other children together, ages 3 and 5, whom police saw at their residence in September. One had blackened and decaying teeth, the News-Press reported, at both were extremely malnourished, weighing under the third percentile for their age groups.

According to the probable cause statement, Sheila O'Leary told police her children were all home-schooled, though law enforcement could not find records of them actively enrolled in a home-school program.
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Jesus titty fucking christ.

Spay and neuter these fuckers before they fuck again.
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Arizona man caught on video dumping woman out of wheelchair while trying to steal it

Trying to steal a wheelchair from a handicapped woman, while she's in it. I mean, how low can you go?

It does have a happy ending though:
An Arizona man was arrested earlier this week after forcing a woman out of her wheelchair before trying to steal it.

Austin Shurbutt, 26, was arrested on Saturday afternoon for attacking a woman on a light rail in Phoenix, Arizona, last month and trying to steal her wheelchair, according to a Facebook post on Saturday from the Phoenix Police Department.

In a video released by the department, Shurbutt is seen wearing reindeer slippers and getting up from his seat as the train pulls into the station before seizing the woman's wheelchair. At first, he appears to be trying to push the wheelchair out of the train car with the woman still in it. The woman resists, grabbing poles on either side of her to try to stay in place.

Shurbutt wrests her hands from the poles and dumps the woman out of the wheelchair before making off with it out of the train car. Concerned passengers rush over to the woman, and one appears to run into Shurbutt on the light rail platform in an attempt to stop him, at which point Shurbutt abandons the wheelchair and runs away.

Shurbutt had two outstanding warrants at the time of his arrest, according to the Facebook post. He now faces five additional charges, including assault, robbery and kidnapping.
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He should get 20 years just for wearing reindeer slippers in public.
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Anaxagoras wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 1:51 am
Arizona man caught on video dumping woman out of wheelchair while trying to steal it

Trying to steal a wheelchair from a handicapped woman, while she's in it. I mean, how low can you go?

It does have a happy ending though:
An Arizona man was arrested earlier this week after forcing a woman out of her wheelchair before trying to steal it.

Austin Shurbutt, 26, was arrested on Saturday afternoon for attacking a woman on a light rail in Phoenix, Arizona, last month and trying to steal her wheelchair, according to a Facebook post on Saturday from the Phoenix Police Department.

In a video released by the department, Shurbutt is seen wearing reindeer slippers and getting up from his seat as the train pulls into the station before seizing the woman's wheelchair. At first, he appears to be trying to push the wheelchair out of the train car with the woman still in it. The woman resists, grabbing poles on either side of her to try to stay in place.

Shurbutt wrests her hands from the poles and dumps the woman out of the wheelchair before making off with it out of the train car. Concerned passengers rush over to the woman, and one appears to run into Shurbutt on the light rail platform in an attempt to stop him, at which point Shurbutt abandons the wheelchair and runs away.

Shurbutt had two outstanding warrants at the time of his arrest, according to the Facebook post. He now faces five additional charges, including assault, robbery and kidnapping.

Phoenix has light rail?
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shuize wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 4:16 am
Phoenix has light rail?
Apparently since 2008 it does:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_Metro_Rail
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There you go trusting Wikipedia again. . . .

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Fucking asshole of the week nomination: my stepdaughter's new boss.

Most of you have heard of her troubled life, mostly at the hands of her own bad decisions. This incident was not one of those.

Even though we made her stop living with us, we still root for her to get things going properly and to do well. She just recently got a job! Which was quite welcome because she's been searching like crazy and her boyfriend's sister is on the verge of kicking her out. So it's a food service chain (franchise owned) at an airport.

First asshole move: a mandatory multi-hour online training course, unpaid. From what I can tell this is not technically legal, but how often does someone who just finally got a job offer decide to stand on their rights? They might win--years from now . They need the job, so they suck it up. She sucked it up.

Bought a bunch of work clothes to the requirements (with our help). It was a new store, and they decided to open on Christmas Day and make it her first day. It was a total clusterfuck. Partway through her shift, everybody in charge left even though the next manager failed to arrive. Leaving her, another brand new person, and another who wasn't ENTIRELY inexperienced but still a newbie. She made it though, and they were able to keep things going until the night manager arrived.

So cut to yesterday, when the owner fires all the newbies, including my stepdaughter, to bring in more experienced staff. I don't exactly know why this would have happened, but we suspect that they planned to keep only the experienced people all along, but they wouldn't start until after the holidays. So they bring in a bunch of hopefuls, work them for the holiday volume, then show them the door after three days, and enough time and money spent in preparation to make the three days pay practically worthless. And how does it look to have a job you only had for less than a week on your next job application? Sure, you can explain it, if they don't just toss your application in the trash.

Fucking assholes.
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Is there any possibility that post you did could in any way be traced back to any member of your family or yourself?

I ask, because if you send me via the PM system here the details I'd need, I could cause a problem for that owner that she/he would never suspect would have come down on her/him for pulling that sort of bovine excrement nonsense. And as I am rather sure I am in a different country and can hide my own arse behind another corporation, or even hide behind another company in a third country; I would see it as a right thing to do to make sure that owner never pulls that stunt again and possibly gets shut down by certain individuals I can call upon.

I'm sure you have seen in another thread where most members think I am a complete arsehole, or worse, for doing something very close to that online at AVG, but I'll tell you right now I won a case in Canada earlier this year and that was a whole bunch tougher than what I see your family member went through in that explanation you have posted. In fact, I was quite surprised I won that case, but I did pull a nasty stunt to scare one of the government lawyers.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind helping you out, if you felt inclined to go down that road. I'm darn good at that kind of shite, even if I am not as good with my profanity as you folks are.
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The offer is quite appreciated. However, I must decline for reasons that are pretty explainable. I'm comfortable taking her at her word on this for casual purposes. But, there is a non-trivial possibility that what I was told is not entirely accurate. I would require more certainty before trying to cause trouble, just on general principle.

Thank you, though.
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Got it.


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