Official Fucking Asshole of the Week Thread

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Well, a college edumacation does not stop the Dumbth.

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In which this guy tries to profit from an execution.

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Only a complete fucking moron would fall for this bullshit. Unfortunately, there is no complete fucking moron shortage.
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Corona is turning out to be some serious shit.

But this made me laugh:

Islamic Scholar Who Called Wuhan Virus “God’s Punishment” Gets Infected

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If there were justice in this universe this fucktard would be next.

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For Fucking Asshole of the Week, I nominate this anonymous Redditor.

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Yes.
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Why didn't you buy two Subs?

Story seems a bit fishy to be honest.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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An asshole with dumbth. ;)
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Kill the git, send the hand sanitizer to Italy.

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I myself have a stockpile of hand sanitizer (not that big) simply because I got a good price buying it that way.

Perhaps a two month supply the way I use it as a regular "peacetime" germophobe. I will just keep quiet about it.

I hope the hysteria will be over by the time I use it up. :)
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We all hope so AA.
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Mrs. Shemp and I were fortunate to get one small bottle that she found pushed behind some other items on a display. We do have plenty of sanitary wipes though.

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Nice try department

http://loweringthebar.net/2020/03/unico ... gency.html
... I’ll just say that if you have filed an emergency motion demanding an immediate hearing even though much of the country is shut down because of a health crisis, and the court’s order regarding your motion begins, “[t]his case involves counterfeit unicorn drawings,” you probably don’t need to read any further. ...
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:17 pm Nice try department

http://loweringthebar.net/2020/03/unico ... gency.html
... I’ll just say that if you have filed an emergency motion demanding an immediate hearing even though much of the country is shut down because of a health crisis, and the court’s order regarding your motion begins, “[t]his case involves counterfeit unicorn drawings,” you probably don’t need to read any further. ...
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But it's not just unicorns, there's elves too! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE ELVES???
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I feel like the unicorn story should be a movie where Will Ferrell is demanding that the case is a genuine emergency.

Plot twist--he winds up being right (but not because he knew what he was talking about). Some random catastrophe occurs because the case was in limbo.
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If someone other than Will Ferrell is involved it might be funny.

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gnome wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:52 pm Plot twist--he winds up being right (but not because he knew what he was talking about). Some random catastrophe occurs because the case was in limbo.

The elves and unicorns have the cure.