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Another one who made an absolute moral commitment never to have a real job.

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You're wrong on this one. He is a career criminal. There are different standards. He'll do well within his group.
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Another case of facial profiling.
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Pyrrho wrote:Another case of facial profiling.
Good one. I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for today's chuckle.
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How come you didn't laugh at me. I was funnier!

That's why I hate you.
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Rob Lister wrote:How come you didn't laugh at me. I was funnier!
The reason I didn't comment about yours is not because it wasn't funny, but because I had heard it before and it no longer has the same level of surprise the second time.

And because I hate you. :P

But you can have a participation trophy if that makes you feel better. :figamagee:
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too late. I hate you more.
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Rob Lister wrote:You're wrong on this one. He is a career criminal. There are different standards. He'll do well within his group.
Successful criminals -- ones for whom a life of crime is a reasonably remunerative real job -- do not look like that.

Though they might have people who look like that working for them, but not directly.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:You're wrong on this one. He is a career criminal. There are different standards. He'll do well within his group.
Successful criminals -- ones for whom a life of crime is a reasonably remunerative real job -- do not look like that.

Though they might have people who look like that working for them, but not directly.
You're wrong though.
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Grammatron wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:You're wrong on this one. He is a career criminal. There are different standards. He'll do well within his group.
Successful criminals -- ones for whom a life of crime is a reasonably remunerative real job -- do not look like that.

Though they might have people who look like that working for them, but not directly.
You're wrong though.
Evidences?
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:You're wrong on this one. He is a career criminal. There are different standards. He'll do well within his group.
Successful criminals -- ones for whom a life of crime is a reasonably remunerative real job -- do not look like that.

Though they might have people who look like that working for them, but not directly.
You're wrong though.
Evidences?
My evidence is that your response has nothing to do with Rob's claim.
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Rob Lister wrote:How come you didn't laugh at me. I was funnier!

That's why I hate you.
The only thing funny about you is your smell, butt boy.
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If I cared. . . .
If I cared, Gal. If I fucking cared. If I gave a solitary fuck about. . . .
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Grammatron wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Rob Lister wrote:You're wrong on this one. He is a career criminal. There are different standards. He'll do well within his group.
Successful criminals -- ones for whom a life of crime is a reasonably remunerative real job -- do not look like that.

Though they might have people who look like that working for them, but not directly.
You're wrong though.
Evidences?
My evidence is that your response has nothing to do with Rob's claim.
Like what? Mafiosos? Yakuza types? Gangstas?

I suppose that having tattoos all up on your face is a new thing, but the Yakuza were known for having tattoos. But at least they could cover them up if necessary.
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Simply call them Rethuglicunts. It's what they do.

Wait....
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Once you check out, you can't check back in.
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MOTHER FUCKIN' MUTT YOU! YOU! PIECE OF SHIT!
What's really funny is . . . the fucking bank job away in Secaucus . . . I'm in the middle of the fucking weeds!
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Yeah! Yeah! COME ON!
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