## Pyrrho!

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Witness
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↑ I see the sarlacc emerging!

Boss Shorty
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That's Boss Leroy's 'hoe!

What's his 'hoe doin' on my yard!
Damned if you're gonna put your dirt in my yard. You hear me? Now let's get it outta there!
Pyrrho
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I don't know, Boss. It just kinda naturally dug...
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Pyrrho
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Boss Leroy moved that 'hoe out of your yard, Boss Shorty. Don't know whose yard it's in now.

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Boss Godfrey
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Captain
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Title: Captain
Location: On the verandah in the cool breeze.

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Pyrrho wrote:I don't know, Boss. It just kinda naturally dug...
You'd best get back to your billable work, son. Diggin' you do on your own time!
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
Pyrrho
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Got that dirt out of Boss Kean's ditch, Captain.

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Boss Shorty
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And?!
Damned if you're gonna put your dirt in my yard. You hear me? Now let's get it outta there!
Pyrrho
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Got your yard all cleaned up here, Boss. Did some landscaping.

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Pyrrho
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What remained of my septic tank before Leeeeroy Jenkinssss backfilled it.

Boss Kean's Ditch...aka trench and new sewer pipe...this is the storm water sewer line. The "black water" sewer line is much deeper.

You can see the lovely rich deep loam topsoil we have. About 8" of roots and gnarly bits above a layer of solid clay that goes another 25 feet to the bedrock.

And this is Boss Shorty's yard. Dirt will settle in about a year, then I'll have to get a chain gang back in here to spread it out.

So my "dirt" is literally not going into Boss Kean's ditch out in the back anymore. Going into Lake Erie here, Boss.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Boss Paul
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Location: Florida Corrections

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Get to work.
Get the wax outta your ears!

You call the Captain "Captain!"

And you call the rest of us "Boss," you hear?!
Captain
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Location: On the verandah in the cool breeze.

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Go get cleaned up and get yourself some sleep. Think you need it.

C'mon son. Come up out of there.
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
Boss Kean
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Location: Florida Corrections

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'Spose he was to backslide on us?
What's your dirt doin' in my ditch?
Captain
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Location: On the verandah in the cool breeze.

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The city and county will get him with annual increases in the sewer and water rates and estimated bills plus the rainwater tax and customer service fees. He's theirs now.
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
Boss Paul
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Shoulda got his mind right.
Get the wax outta your ears!

You call the Captain "Captain!"

And you call the rest of us "Boss," you hear?!
Papa Lazarou
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Joined: Thu Jun 27, 2013 2:09 am
Location: Royston Vasey

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There was a block in his toilet...wait and see when there is a block in his sewer.
Hello DAVE! I got some pegs belonging to you.
Brick Top
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Title: Nemisis
Location: London

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I told the fuckin' wankers to remove the teeth, hair, and fingernails first!
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."
Pyrrho
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I have to install a backsassin' backflow preventer here, Boss. \$

"Your water shouldn't even be turned on!"
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Pyrrho
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Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:17 am
Title: Man in Black
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Neat little thing the city has going. To install a backflow preventer I have to hire a plumber who is certified to install them. Then I have to have it tested every year by a plumber who is certified to test them. Plumber no doubt pays for the certification. Test results are uploaded to the web site of a company that tracks the results.

Might have been better to abandon the well...but what's really funny is that if the city decides that there are too many cross-connections in the house plumbing, they can require a backflow preventer anyway, well or no well.

At least the city won't charge me a fee for installing the water meter, whenever they get a round tuit.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Boss Kean
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Title: Boss
Location: Florida Corrections

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Who the hell put all this dirt in the yard?!
What's your dirt doin' in my ditch?